Poo

House carved into a stone by a 15th century Romanian monk 

Arts :)

“The twisted tree lives its life, while the right tree ends up in planks.” - Chinese proverb

Apollo on the other hand:

The warmup for the morning

I know this is supposed to be funny, but does it horrify anyone else that social media is being used by employers to monitor how happy we are to be slaves to capitalism and if we aren’t 1000% enthusiastic about having to work, you’re immediately terminated? He says “Good luck with your no money, no job life” but the implication is pretty clear–”Good luck starving to death because you didn’t live to serve me/my company” 

So if you express a feeling about your job/working/capitalism on your own social media space that doesn’t please your employers, you’re punished.

Holy fuck

This is some dystopian shit right here

This is actually illegal in the US, by the way. There’s a thing called the National Labor Relations Act that protects your right to complain about your job (the reasoning being if you can’t complain you can’t find other employees with similar complaints to start a union with).

If this happens to you, you should file a complaint with the National Labor Relations Board. Source: http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/jurisprudence/2013/01/complaining_about_your_job_on_facebook_the_national_labor_relations_board.html

And: http://mynlrb.nlrb.gov/link/document.aspx/09031d4580e8c5f4

I have always been uncomfortable with this post and I’m so glad queerjoseph was able to put it into words for me

bidets rule cause its like a robot peeing in your ass

If you have a cock you can just do this yourself dumbass

WEED TWO

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Here’s a link to a Google Doc with a bunch of Indigenous organisations which you can donate to, including Black Rainbow (LGBTQIA+ Indigenous organisation) and groups that support incarcerated Aboriginal people and work towards ending Indigenous deaths in custody

Drangarnir, Faroe Islands | _alexanderwieck

Can’t cook dinner without him begging for scraps - u/aloofloofah

there is absolutely no way i could’ve prepared myself to see the animal that showed up begging for scraps.

Me, taking my pants off at the store to bring home two gallons of Arizona tea

I’ve Got Batman in My Basement Batman: The Animated Series

Shoot your shot.

Fuck my mom, Batman.

fucking idiot gets PRANKED

8th dimensional superbeings doing this shit to me right now