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this is my shitposting account

@frickyeahhiddles / frickyeahhiddles.tumblr.com

a bit dead
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Lady in store with pug: He's so cute! He's always snorting and grunting :)
What I said: Awww!
What I thought: He's grunting and snorting because he has chronic breathing problems as a result of being the extremely inbred abomination consequence of man playing God.
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you are not obligated to

  • be someone’s counselor and help them with all their problems if its bad for your mental health
  • be there for someone 24/7
  • remain friends with someone who emotionally drains you
  • maintain negative relationships because you’ve been close for so long, because you’re related, or anything else
  • do anything that makes you unhappy or puts your health at risk
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It’s about a girl who gets turned into a swan and she needs love to break the spell, but her prince falls for the wrong girl so she kills herself.

Black Swan(2010) dir. Darren Aronofsky

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reblogged

Me: I think I might be over mcr I mean I havent listened to them in forever

Me: *hears g note once*

Me:

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i cant wait to grow up one day and become one of the girls who uses sigma and mac brushes even though she stresses how the knockoff brands are just as good and always wears crop tops with some variation of high-waisted jeans (whether or not they’d be cutoff jeans depends on the weather) and who has long blonde hair that she always wears in a middle part and she always uses eyebrow cream that’s too dark to match her actual hair color but no one cares because she looks great anyways. also i’ll have really awesome contour and a great highlight going on and i’ll probably always be wearing some mauve color somewhere in my look

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i haven't seen tfa yet

finn: (calls rey at 2 am) so like he gave me his jacket
rey: (already knows what this is about) that's a fucking go ahead
finn: but like....what if it's just friendly "hey welcome to the team" shit
rey: it is, the team is same gender attraction and the welcome present is "hop on my dick before we all die" dumbass like (takes a hit off her blunt) no offense but if i were you we'd be decorating an apartment right now
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twinkfl0yd

CHRISTMAS IS TOMORROW AND I’M NOT FEELING FESTIVE ENOUGH IT’S TIME FOR ME TO SHOVE 350,000 CANDY CANES UP MY ASSHOLE

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lierdumoa

Furiosa isn’t the female action hero we’re used to. Furiosa doesn’t have a dad who was taught her boxing or five brothers who taught her how to fix cars. Furiosa wasn’t a tomboy growing up, who preferred to play with the boys. Furiosa isn’t avenging the murder of her husband/brother/father or hunting down a rapist.

Furiosa comes from a community of women. She was raised by women. She works her way up through enemy ranks until she’s in a position to  rescue women. Furiosa is here for women, she is here with women, and she is here because of women. Her rage, her ruthlessness, her courage – these are all things she learned from women, and from being a woman.

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