New idea!
Asa Emory having abandonment issues!
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New idea!
Asa Emory having abandonment issues!
best way I have found to comfort people who are endlessly apologetic of things outside their control (often as a result of shitty relationships) is the jokingly hyperbolic accusation of [gasp] "so you're behind it all!"
like someone giving me directions who starts apologizing profusely when I miss a light as if it's their fault--[gasp] "it was you who petitioned city council to build this intersection in 1893!!" because it snaps them out of it and they laugh like. oh yeah. that's a ridiculous thing to blame someone for. I'm not that guy. you're not that guy. it works.
It does work! I like when people do that because not only am I reassured that they're not mad, I get to respond, "Yes! I did it! You have uncovered my sinister centuries-long plan!" etc.
Reminder that it's already the last day of the so called truce
trying to ease back into art after a looong mental health slide and. es dificil
you know those dog leashes that say "REACTIVE, NOT AGGRESSIVE, DO NOT APPROACH"? I need that on a shirt for when i'm in public
originally a ptsd joke but i'm glad someone tagged it with autism actually, truly a widely relatable experience
gay people
asa could do all manner of nasty things to me if it meant he'd hold me afterwards
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Please keep your black cats safe on this Halloween.
Thanks to all-prettythings for sending in.
alright, fine, we’ll use the reverse bear trap again
since it’s opposite day, i’ll actually be testing myself
so i usually just build the trap around whatever the subject’s greatest mistake is, but jesus, you’ve done a lot of shit. do you have like… a favorite, or something?
homoerotically bond with a total stranger in order to be set free