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Braxton Glass.

@bglass / bglass.tumblr.com

35. Thing Enthusiast, Dungeon Master, Anime Dad, Book Pusher for Penguin Random House. He/They.
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went through and deleted all of my old “following” list of anyone who hasn’t updated in a year (some hadn’t updated in ELEVEN YEARS), and my list of 218 is now down to 37. inexorable march of time, etc. If I *do* continue to post here it’ll most likely be manga and book related (I work for Penguin Random House now), so strap in for that. honestly at this point I should just delete the whole thing and start over because I'm sure I don't want to claim literally anything I’ve ever said on here. Maybe a fun exercise will be going through my old posts and reblogging just absolutely dunking on the big ole shit I used to be.

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Came back to Tumblr for the first time in *hang on checks last post* ALMOST THREE YEARS to discover that an x-files post I made *hang on let me check* SEVEN YEARS AGO is still getting liked and reblogged as recently as yesterday. Sometimes we cannot perceive our own legacies.

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What is life nowadays?

I've always been a person who is too old for the platforms he is on. First, Tumblr. Now, Twitch.

Come hang out with me. It's a chill time. We are all friends here.

www.twitch.tv/braxtonglass

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Remember like seven years ago when we were all sad and horny for Broken Social Scene?

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I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.

Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.

YOU CANNOT JUST SAY THAT AND NOT PROVIDE A VIDEO

I HAVE REALISED MY MISTAKE AND SHALL RECTIFY IT:

Cheeps.

Oh my god

I’m dead now

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I leave for *literally years* and there are still fools posting wistful Sherlock gifs.

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I'd be down with Tumblr getting rid of "inappropriate" content if they would just chuck Wil Wheaton off of this fuckin' thing.

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I haven't been on Tumblr in two years and I come back to find it's still depression and food posts. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

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Tumblr is still a thing, I guess? I'm definitely too old to have one.

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I haven’t made a tumblr post in months. I have been busy writing an incredibly lore heavy Dungeons and Dragons campaign. Today, I gave myself an undercut because I am probably scared of being old.

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