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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol

i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat 

flyflyflyflyfly sit.

hm.

flyflyflyflyfly

Schrödinger’s boys

FUCK

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

RE: my rant post 

this is amazing thank you @southerngirlrockmyworld

I have a client who communicates exclusively via Microsoft Word.

If she has something to tell me, I’ll receive an email with nothing in the body, but a Word doc attached. That’s where she writes her message.

Whenever she wants to email me a photo, she does so via an empty Word doc with said photo set as its background.

But my favorite thing was the first time I witnessed her visiting a website. She had me spell the URL (“W… W… W… dot…”) and with my own two eyes I watched her type it into Word, made it a hyperlink, and Ctrl click it to go there.

I was so fascinated I didn’t even say anything.

a-hell-of-a-feeling

“Wow, I can’t believe this person did this horrible thing. This person is an asshole. Fuck this person.” = Justified way to vent. Not bigotry.

“Wow, I can’t believe this person did this horrible thing. People belonging to this person’s demographic are assholes. Fuck this demographic.” = Not a justified way to vent. BIGOTRY.

Absolutely no exceptions. It’s not a hard concept to grasp.

“Wow, I can’t believe this person did this horrible thing. This person is an asshole. Fuck this person.” = Justified way to vent. Not bigotry.

“Wow, I can’t believe this person did this horrible thing. People belonging to this person’s demographic are assholes. Fuck this demographic.” = Not a justified way to vent. BIGOTRY.

Absolutely no exceptions. It’s not a hard concept to grasp.

I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this. 

EVERYONE TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DONALD GLOVER EXISTS AND KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

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