'THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT' is now included in The Eras Tour opening intro!

TAYLOR SWIFT The Eras Tour - Paris, France - May 9th, 2024. Photographed by Getty Images.

I CAN DO IT WITH A BROKEN HEART: I can read your mind…”She’s having the time of her life”

you win some

you lose some

Full Who’s Afraid Of Little Old Me? performed at the Eras Tour in Paris (night 1) (May 9, 2024)

what the fuck

No you don't understand… I am OBSESSED

im sleepypilled bedmaxxer

i hate these motherfuckers so much. our sewer system used to be infested with them. they;d crawl out of my fucking toilet at night looking for warmth, standing up from the bowl waving their shitass little arms at me. they don’t have eyes but you can feel them staring back at you, asking for hugs or god knows what with that pathetic whine that permeates their entire way of existence. uppies! uppies! i’m not giving you uppies you wet toilet freak

This image was so visceral I had to draw it.

Can't find any evidence for this actually existing at any point, but the real deal's not much better

im going to (remembers i cant kill myself) fix my heart and build an altar where it swells

im not anti-black when i say i dont like rap its just i dont like how its misogynistic or about sex or about violence (it is reasonable to assume every single rap song ever written tackles those 3 topics exclusively) so i prefer listening to genres like rock and metal (genres notably free of misogyny, sex, and violence)

dropping out to pursue a career in naptime

[AFTER REVEALING VERY TELLING PERSONAL INFO] But don’t read into that. let’s move along