Senses

me: [lying] honestly

I love memes like this because it implies billionaires aren’t people

ive never wanted to eat a leaf more than i have when watching land before time movies

acne is homophobic

explain

im gay and want clear skin

they look so trashed i love this photo

So…am I the only one who remembers The Origin of Donnie?

WHERE THE FUCK WAS I WHEN THIS HAPPENED!?

It was one of the saddest TV moments of my childhood! Donnie’s parents were originally very similar to Nigel and Mirianne. They befriended an orangutan mother and her son and taught them a single sign in sign-language: family. One day, poachers attached the orangutans. Donnie’s parents intervened and were killed for doing so. The villagers nearby sent their bodies to sea. Out of love and gratitude, the mother orangutan briefly ‘adopted’ Donnie, who was only a toddler. A year later, they stumbled across Nigel as he and the Thornberrys were filming. The orangutan decided that Donnie needed a human family and put Donnie in Nigel’s path. The Thornberrys, of course, adopted him, having personally known and respected his parents as great naturalists. 

Me: is this job really worth it????

My bills:

Like who has this kind of time

*gets shit done, but not the shit I actually need to get done*

reblog for noises

siamangs are so freaking weird. Somehow evolution produced a frog-ape.

Me, before I played the video: Okay they can’t be THAT weird can they?

Me, watching the video: what the fUCK

Me: one of you… is the murderer

Everyone: *starts sweating*

Me: (unable to tell who’s guilty) a sauna was a bad place to hold this meeting