I swore allegiance to the fire in my heart

Kristen Stewart for Rolling Stone (2024) — photographed by Collier Schorr

you seem to the be the center of attention at your friend isabel's party and while hazel can see why, she's never quite in the mood to share.

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pairing(s): hazel callahan/reader

word count: 3.7k

warnings: smut (18+ ONLY, MDNI), dom!hazel, strap use (r! receiving), possessive behavior, degradation and praise, hyperfem reader, fingering, drinking, semi public sex (bathroom), exhibitionism, gendered nicknames (good girl, pretty girl), light hair pulling

a/n: the picture has nothing to do with the reader’s appearance (just the dress)!! i’m so sorry this took so long y’all i hope it worth it. thank you for the request! tbh this was kind of hard to write bc this situation is giving mean dom and even in fics i’ve written where hazel reader hated each other she was never too mean so i had to find it lmao. title from agora hills by doja cat.

masterlist!

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Parties were not Hazel's scene. But, when Isabel invited you and Hazel to a house party she would be throwing, she had told you you could finally wear "that dress” that you had been wanting to wear. And Hazel had to admit, she was rather curious as to which dress she was talking about.

TAIKA WAITITI as Blackbeard & CON O'NEILL as Izzy Hands in OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH (2022— ) Episode 2.02 Red Flags

SO SEASON TWO HUH HOW YALL DOING

✨here be memes✨

one more. PIC ON LEFT FROM OFFICIAL S2 TRAILER

I hope this has been pointed out already, but I think it’s important for you to know that Doug from Our Flag Means Death is played by Tim Heidecker

who some of you might know better as…the Free Real Estate guy

but anyway, that’s not why I’m making this post.

this is why I’m making this post:

Doug, looking at the empty place in the family that Stede left behind:

you’re welcome

"Ed, wake up! Wake up! I'm here. I'll never leave you, I'll never leave again. I'm here. I'm here. You're safe. Come back to me."

Stede straight up launching himself off the ship to get to Ed

"We all stand with you."

“When I think about us, where we'll end up, it's not in this Tower with these gowns and the ring”

“Well, where is it, then?”

SIUAN SANCHE and MOIRAINE DAMODRED in WHEEL OF TIME 2.07

Sorry, my what? My pronouns? Oh, yeah I'm between genders at the moment. No, it's cool, I quit my last gender a little while ago because it really wasn't working out. I don't know if I even have a dream gender anymore.

Noo but the things women do for patriarchy is very humiliating.

Other groups can admit when we're biting our tongues, wearing a mask and playing along to get ahead but women's shit is so sexualised, it's sold to us like a favour so when you point out madness so many women have such a flaccid response or anger for even saying what's happening.

As a group we don't want to even admit we're humiliating ourselves. Ohhh it's actually power. It's not. When other oppressed groups talk and treat oppression the way women do, most people can point out they're self hating, it's sad to watch and that person has no pride but that doesn't exist for us. Most women are deeply self hating without being explicitly misogynistic but it's so normalised none of us will admit to the small ways we humiliate ourselves and beg. We can't even comment on being in a jail cell without other women behaving wildly delusional.

Misogyny and sexism is treated like a conspiracy theory or pet project and if you do bring it up, some group of men have to be the biggest victim in some way. The micro ways we normalise our humiliation makes consciousness-raising humiliating, uncomfortable and difficult.

shoutout to the guy who created a parody account of cinemasins where instead of pointing out every single flaw in a film, he just pointed out things he liked about the movie. you're so right cinemawins its so much more fun to like things

CinemaWins once said "Every movie, with very little exception, is someone's favorite, I like to find out why." and that sentence alone is worth more than every single thing the CinemaSins guys have ever created.