One sleeps, the other guards
Breathing Purple (by Milamai)
relatable things in the mcu
- that time tony lit the expo on fire and said he thought he did an ok job as an explosion happened in the background
- peggy carter reaching out to touch shirtless beefy steve rogers
- sam asking t’challa if he likes cats
- bucky’s look of fear every time he has to run
- coulson the first time he met steve
- bruce running away
- zemo talking about steve rogers eyes
- hawkeye trying to live a retired old mans life out in the middle of nowhere where he can’t be bothered
- the tony stark eyeroll
- peter parker’s hello kitty pj pants
- thor gently setting his hammer down as not to break things
Happy Asks :^)
LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!
For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS
I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it
i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves
i love girls…. in the gay way yes, but also in other ways, i love being friends with women and talking to them and i love being one
hey guys, stuart semple just posted this
and all the proceeds from the shirts are being donated to the callen-lorde health center to promote health education and wellness in the community.
pass this around, if you could? it seems like a really bold statement with really good intentions
This is genius!
peter, who can lift up to 10 tons in canon, carrying an elephant in his arms: this is my new pet
tony, losing all color in his face: okay okay cool cool okay cool oka
peter: *drops his backpack on the floor*
concrete: *cracks*
tony, whispering: what the fuck.
tony: you can lift up to 10 thousand kilograms? thats like-
peter, thinking about his abandoned nintendogs: almost enough to lift the weight of my sins, yes
tony:??????
thor: what is this child doing on the battlefield
peter: *picks up the hulk, yeets him 700mph at a flock of aliens* ANGERY SHREK ATTACK
thor: …….nvm
are u ever so attracted to someone that u just groan internally every time u see them like it’s physically painful how attractive they are