I had a dream about a cowboy movie last night and I woke up to write it down so I would remember
its been 2 years since hear it hurgling has changed my life forever
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I had a dream about a cowboy movie last night and I woke up to write it down so I would remember
its been 2 years since hear it hurgling has changed my life forever
be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.
the "canon isn't real we make our own rules" to "i am begging you people to revisit the source material" pipeline
my therapist was a bit shook by how much i detest my period, and i was shocked to find out out not everyone does....
have you guys who arent into sports heard about the new baseball uniforms controversy. its bad
mlb changed uniform manufacturers this year to this company that has been making dogshit licensed fan merch for a while (fanatics, may the lord curse their name) and first of all the new jerseys are cheap and have awful stitching and the lettering on player names is abysmal. but second and most importantly the new pants are Extremely Transparent
also apparently they not doing custom tailoring for pants anymore. which is a problem because pitchers tend to have really thick thighs and standard issue pants across the board are not gonna cut it lmao (see exhibit a below)
an article i read in the athletic about this whole thing specifically mentioned the fat ass issue
happy spring training. whatever happens after this happens
I appreciate this video a lot--people don't realize how important it is to start slow if you're trying to come back from a completely sedentary lifestyle, and they get really hurt as a result. Straining your muscles too much, too suddenly can land you in the E.R. and the wrong joint injury can permanently affect your mobility, so please start with absolute basics and easy stretches!
The bust of a middle aged man made out of butter was sitting on my bathroom counter. It turned and began to scream at me, but the scream was utterly silent. Everything was so silent. I was so frightened of the butter bust.
Fun fact! Butter busts exist! In real life!!
THIS IS A NIGHTMARE FACT AND NOT A FUN FACT
I can’t reblog with vids so have a play by play
Most attractive aspect of a woman?
Physically larger than me
Is this what I get for being open and honest
me? flirt? haha, no. i'll just be silly and weird until you fall in love with me lol
The urge to rewatch and reread everything while also wanting to see and read new stuff
I had a tattoo client ask if I ever used AI to design tattoos for me. Man I spent the better part of a decade doing shitty bit work as a graphic designer and now that I have the space to do whatever I want, I'm gonna let the computer generate random garbage for me? What next should I have a computer that eats my dinner and fucks my wife?
I kinda lived half of 2023 (maybe more) like a drowning rat in a bucket but this year I'll live like a normal rat. outside of a bucket
I believe children should be served free breakfast and lunch at school.
Heres a little video i put together of making this drawing.