*doctor hands new parents a baby* congratulations!! it’s a bae ❤
Favorite celebrity friendships ➥ Emeraude Toubia and Katherine Mcnamara
lazy is such an ugly word I prefer the term selective participation
friend: you look stressed me: haha yeah it’s the stress
therapist: how are you? me: fine how are you
*sees female character who could kick my ass* that’s my girlfriend
no one looks dumber than a guy who calls a girl ugly after he was just hitting on her
a guy who calls a girl a whore for not sleeping with him is a strong contender
How the heck did she make a uterus look so cute and scary all at the same time?
someone: speaks louder than normal with a slightly aggressive tone me: here come the tears
“Are you just going to use that Pitch Perfect 2 gif for every answer?”
Why every single emotion and outburst Harry James Potter had during Order Of The Phoenix was justified: A 400 page essay by me
Safelight - Tony Aloupis (2015)
i don’t think there’s anything worse than not being able to finish your lap in mario kart because ur in last place what kind of discrimination is that
when u and ur friend say the same thing at the same time