An elephant casually stealing and then returning a wildlife photographer’s hat 

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He doesn’t just steal it though. He puts it on his own head. He takes it, tries it on, looks around (I swear like he’s going “Look look I’m a Human! Don’t I look good in my Human head-thing?”) then gives it back. There is so much playful and good-natured intelligence in this one gesture I’m losing my mind here. Elephants are too freaking good for us. 

This is a very small thing but that means, to an elephant, the top of their head is where they put the hat. That is not what I’d consider the top of their head lol.

They’re placing the hat right over their eyes, like how we wear them

Hurr durr, look at me, I’m a hooman!

Always a reblog.

Chicken Nugget is so fucking annoying

This is really a cat in a pantomime horse costume.

She knew exactly what she was doing, holy shit.

Is this that new Uber Eats everyone keeps telling me about?

ladies! is there honestly anything sexier than

bread

Bread with cheese.

Nobody ever talk to me about the catholics going off with stained glass again because not one window of jesus has ANYTHING on the Nasir al-Mulk Mosque

Click through this link i’m losing my mind its gorgeous

i absolutely love seeing people’s reactions to the pink mosque 😂

the style is called “orsi” and is unique to iran

and stained glass traces its roots to south west and west asia, developed in ancient times and well before the europeans and the roman empire saw it and said “hey i like that, i’ll be leaving with it”

and while we’re talking about mosques in iran, may i present persian mirror work in a different mosque in the same city?

every time someone tries to talk to me about western churches and architecture and their superiority to that of “third world countries” i have to laugh a little at the ignorance, especially when our mosques look like this

Fun and good thing to say to a mad gamer in their video game who is YELLING: “hey buddy its okay. its just a fun toy. We’re just playing with a fun toy together, okay?”

Y’all laugh, one time I told a guy on Reddit “It’s ok that you didn’t like the movie” about Star Wars and I have never seen someone get SO mad SO fast

guys im sorry but i have to talk about this scene ‘cause every time i come across it while video editing- it bloody s e n d s me

Aragorn: *screaming* LEGOLAS!!! 

Legolas: *turning to look* w0t i’m a bit busy-!!!???

Legolas, after seeing the Oliphaunts: shit.

Legolas: oh for fUCKS SAKE-

Legolas: WHY ME FUCK U ARAGORN- 

Legolas: BITCH U COULD’VE DONE THIS URSELF U HAV A SWORD USE IT-

Legolas: *grumbling angrily* FINE IM GOING fucks sake bunch a’ lazy bitches- 

PUMPKIN SPICE “PUMPKINS”

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This is true btw. I did a report about Ann Boney in school and Read actually liked her back so they ran away together and were considered the two most terrifying pirates across the seven seas

Lesbian Pirates

Give us this film

Just fyi - many of the illustrations and statues of them show them with their breasts exposed.  This is not because they are sexualising lesbians but because these women often used to open their shirts and expose a breast when they killed a man just so the man’s dying thought would be the realisation that he was killed by a woman.

tits out for murder!!! a true aesthetic!!!

TITS OUT FOR MURDER

i had a moment today while watching a whiny shitlord complain about the injustice of new sci-fi media having more female leads, i suddenly felt the strangest sense of déjà vu. i couldn’t pintpoint it at first but then out of nowhere, it fucking dawned on me

This is the single greatest meme in the history of the Internet everyone can stop making memes now we don’t need any more ever again

I think I’ve already reblogged this but I don’t care it’s just pure gospel