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How to survive college

1) GET FUCKING NETFLIX 2) Jack off everyday 3) Cry occasionally to let out the pain 4) ALWAYS keep ice cream on hand

lmao i thot this was a joke but where is the lie

boring & disrespectful: “oh, i can’t survive without my morning coffee”, “energy drink makes it so that i can get through my boring work”, and so on

living properly: treating caffeinated beverages like very mysterious & powerful magical potions that can give us unforeseen abilities

drink 15 cups of coffee in a day and you can clip through walls

me, approaching my local barista with trepidation and awe: potion seller. I am going into battle and I require your strongest potion.

potion seller: trenta macchiato plus five shots as usual, then?

me, extending my credit card with a trembling hand: fuck me up

The Do’s & Don’ts of eating sushi ...

her friend is so embarrassed they’re never ever having sushi again

this video is 1 second long.  in one minute i could watch it 60 times.  in 2 i could watch it 120.  in an hour i could watch it 3,600 times.  in a year i could watch it 31,536,00.  in a decade - if i spend the next 10 years of my life watching this video - i could watch it 315532800 times.  this is incredible.  this video is my past present and future

Back when consoles had memory cards and you couldn’t fit everything in them so you had to sit there and choose which save file to delete:

I’m Julie

Im the friend

China Opens World’s Coolest Library With 1.2 Million Books, And Its Interior Will Take Your Breath Away

Having a big head saved my life

when I was 14 I wanted to buy a fedora but none of them fit me

welcome to applebees would you like apples or bees?

“Bees?”

“HE PICKED THE BEES!!” *chefs angrily shake jars of bees*