When you know you created a whole ass masterpiece while the rest of us slobs just sat around eating sourdough bread and tried to pick up knitting
Taylor Swift is out here glowing and meanwhile I haven’t put on pants in three months
Is this the most relatable thing Taylor has ever written because.......yes
The lingering question keeps me up
Who is Betty what the fuck????
Taylor Swift said let’s give them a serve but make it soft serve
Me: everything has gone wrong this year nothing could surprise me anymore
Taylor:
Wrote 17 tracks.
Produced all of them.
Made a music video.
Did a photoshoot.
I thought we all agreed NOT to be productive this quarantine?
*panics to the archer*
*cries to safe and sound*
*waits for folklore*
Me: I’m gonna be so sad this weekend cuz it was supposed to be Lover fest
Taylor Alison “Shifty Swifty” Swift:
Something good in the year 2020??? TAYLOR YOU MINX
It’s gotta feel good, after all these years. Just seeing those words:
Taylor Told The Truth.
“Where is the video of Kanye telling me he was going to call me that bitch in his song? It doesn’t exist because it never happened.” — @taylorswift
Me after watching a 38 minute video of Kanye digging his own hole while Taylor Swift comes out smelling like roses.
The answer to whether or not Taylor lied about the tapes
Taylor Swift knows what’s up. She’s been training us for this moment.
My mood 24/7
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