“Knock knock.”
*Casually dusts off blog* Um..hi?
“It’s Been a Long Time” Sentence Starters
Muse A and Muse B haven’t seen each other in years. Put one of these sentences in my ask to have your muse react to seeing my muse again after such a long time.
- “It’s been awhile.”
- “I can explain.”
- “You’re supposed to be dead.”
- “How did you get here?”
- “Please don’t leave me again.”
- “I need you to tell me the truth about where you’ve been.”
- “I never thought I’d see you again.”
- “I’m so glad I’ve finally found you!”
- “Whatever rock you crawled out from under, you should crawl back. Now!”
- “Well, look what the cat dragged in!”
- “I never thought I’d be so happy to see you.”
- “Do you remember me at all?”
- “Why didn’t you let me know you were okay?”
- “Well, fancy seeing you again!”
- “I never stopped looking for you.”
- “What are you doing here?”
- “I know you said you never wanted to see me again, but - ”
- “Please don’t pretend like you don’t know me!’
- “How dare you show your face around here!”
- “What are you doing in a place like this?”
- “You haven’t changed one bit.”
- “Why did you just walk away like that?”
- “Did you even stop to think about what your disappearance would do to me?”
- “I know, I know - I’m supposed to be dead.”
- “It’s a long story.”
- “I-I’m sorry I left without saying anything.”
- “I’m sorry I never contacted you.”
- “Do - I know you?”
- “Please don’t ask where I’ve been.”
- “Miss me?”
- “Please don’t let this be a dream.”
- “How long have you been here?”
- “Did you ever even try to look for me?”
- “You said you’d never come back here!”
- “Thank god I finally found you!”
I totally did not come back to this blog just because of tonight's episode. Nope. Not at all. Side note: I'm baaaack.
I’m back~ Anyone miss me?
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"Use me as you will."
❝I don’t make a habit out of using women, Myrcella. ❞
"Not even if I gave you permission?"
"Aegon! Will you entertain me?"
❝Of course, princess, did you have anything in mind?❞
“Well he isn’t around. Please,Aegon?”
❝How do you feel about playing a game of Cyvasse then?❞
"Oh yes! I do love playing, though are you certain you can best me?"
"Aegon! Will you entertain me?"
❝Of course, princess, did you have anything in mind?❞
“Nope! It’s up to you!”
❝It is up to me, to find a way, to entertain my cousin’s betrothed? ❞
"Well he isn't around. Please,Aegon?"
"Aegon! Will you entertain me?"
❝Of course, princess, did you have anything in mind?❞
"Nope! It's up to you!"
What would your muse do if they found mine locked in a cell and chained to a wall? Put it in my ask.
In the middle of a conversation, my muse begins to cough up blood. How does your muse respond?
Reblog if you’re comfortable with using the new IM feature for plotting purposes!
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things my friends claim i’ve said sentence starters
“ i am literally going to fight everyone right now. “ “ wrap yourself in a condom of safety. “ “ watch out for aliens and lions. they run rampant in public bathrooms. “ “ shots fired from the d. “ “ you literally sicken me. if there was someone who sickens me, it’s you. you make me sick. get away from me you cretin. “ “ i am the saltine cracker of love. “ “ he showed me a dead bird, and i got sad so i wanted you to see the dead bird too. “ “ you fucking crying bro? you being a nerd– oh you’re not. okay. false alarm. “ “ i am a burrito filled with anxiety. “ “ drive me to throw rocks at the sun. “ “ how do you feel about sea lions? “ “ duuuuude, what do you think it would be like to be a cactus. “ “ what the fuck is math? take it away. “ “ i am allergic to you specifically. “ “ it’s broken? well poke a lot of eye holes in the curtain and we can just stare at the audience screaming for like three hours. we’ll call it live art. “ “ get the fuck away from me you, extra long tadpole. “ “ you’re what a flat tire would act like if it were a person. “ “ we can be pirates! “ “ sorry, i can’t do that. i’m busy being an opium pirate. “ “ marry me for the tax benefits, bro. “ “ oh no. everyone stop what they are doing. get the camera. i’m going to reproduce asexually. my spawn is budding off of me. capture the birth. “ “ i have been to the nurse six times in five days, fight me. “ “ towels make me uncomfortable. it’s like rubbing carpet on your body. “ “ do these pomegranate seeds smell like bourbon to you? “