feeling down? have a tom holland: [2/∞]

What a beautiful place… to be with friends. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010) dir. David Yates

The beautiful miss holland roden

Kristen Stewart at the NYC Screening of “Still Alice”

Jaw-Dropping Redesigns of the ‘Harry Potter’ Books

*snaps fingers in a dragon formation*

look at these evil lesbians destroying the sanctity of marriage

when you find an inactive blog with a url you want 

Hanger and cooking spoon aka best fighting-vampires weapons ever.

This statement is Laura Hollis approved.

I heard you scream in the tunnels at Oak Creek.

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

your mothers are awesome and dad is a great wingman

I have this weird thing where I don’t feel hungry until I am absolutely starving, and then there’s no going back.