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Everything is Wrong

@fearbuck-blog / fearbuck-blog.tumblr.com

Ana | 19 | Washington | she/her | ace af ♥️
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This is the first year that I'll actually not be single on Vanteline's Day and I'm like the least romantic person ever, like G asked me what I wanted to do and I was literally like "let's do nothing". So like business as usual 😂

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photochoco

Jackpot

This is getting kind of ridiculous.

There are two five leaves in there somewhere 

I lost count

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humunanunga

This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!

Y’all laugh but I actually end up doing pretty well once I go to work

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G and I have started watching A Series of Unfortunate Events, started re-watching Sherlock because of season 4, and I'm watching Veronica Mars again, now Voltron comes back on and I probably wont watch it for a long while... great

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Ominous statement generator

Birth Month:

  • Jan - The weathered bone
  • Feb - The stained glass window
  • Mar - A wolf’s howl
  • Apr - The fog on the moors
  • May - The sanctuary of the abandoned cathedral
  • June - The bloodied locket
  • July - A scream from within the forest
  • Aug - The churning sea
  • Sept - The fire’s last embers
  • Oct - An old clocktower
  • Nov - A mountain’s wind
  • Dec - A saint’s weeping

Color of The Top You’re Wearing*:

  • Red - smells strongly of flesh and rot.
  • Orange - is set afire when you look toward it.
  • Yellow - causes a ringing in your head that grows as you approach it.
  • Green - offers to make a pact.
  • Blue - demands a sacrifice.
  • Violet - causes blood to drip from your eyes.
  • White - whispers hymns of the old gods gently in your ears.
  • Grey - hums with grief.
  • Black - pardons you of your sins.

*if patterned/multicolored, choose the closest base colour, or most prominent.

based off this post

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axmxz

this is the money cannibal

ok this is nuts. since i made this ridiculous thing

  • i passed a surprisingly hard test to get a new federal contract
  • a playwright I worked with 5 years ago gave me his new play to translate
  • a company that owed me money since LAST January finally paid up
  • my eBay & Etsy stores had their best 5 days ever

and just now, my husband came home and told me the weirdest news. his firm’s accounting office called him in and informed him that he had actually gotten a raise last year but they FORGOT TO GIVE IT TO HIM.

so they apologized profusely & gave him the whole sum for the entire year!

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