:)

once you hit adulthood a day will come when you’re suddenly like VEGETABLES 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 and it never goes away

*after gossiping* pleasure doing bitchness with you

THANKS

Jalal Merzoug

queer is such a good word. im queer as in fuck you. queer as in odd. queer as in fucked-in-the-head. queer as in i hope you choke on it. queer as in a slur i laugh at. queer as in not like you. queer as in none of your business. queer as in a line in the fucking dirt. queer as in we’re here. get used to it. queer as in this is who i am and what i am. queer as in im different and i dont fucking care. queer as in with or without you i exist and ill keep doing it. queer as in queer

only one person has tagged this as “q slur” so far which is one person too many tbh, so. this post is inherently anti “q slur”. queer is a good fucking word and if you dont want people to see it on your blog then dont reblog this post.

“queer as in spiteful” doesnt leave room for queerphobic nonsense, thanks

Having comfort characters is so funny because you hear or see something that vaguely reminds you of them and it's like

starting a collection

People are so poor and can barely afford to live so companies have switched to selling to each other to generate more money

The ad-supported “free” mobile game ouroboros featuring only ads for other ad-supported “free” mobile games featuring only ads for other ad-supported “free” mobile games featuring only ads for other ad-supported “free” mobile games featuring only ads for other ad-supported “free” mobile games

hey everyone my tummy hurts but please don't cry too hard for me. a few tears are fine though.

Never gonna be normal about I-Spy books <3

everybody look at my cat being scuncht about it

one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition 

like six months after that just after halloween i asked to see his son dressed as a ‘fat baby pumpkin’ and he was like ‘who told you’ and i said ‘no one. it’s halloween. you have a fat baby. he’s going to be a pumpkin’ 

bbc sherlock wants what i have

this feels like such a genuine. what are you doing .