goddammit jordan

"are you talking to yourself"

no i’m breaking the fourth wall

Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined.

Ready? 

Yes, you are, and we’re ready to help you.

(Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service providers have to treat all traffic equally. If they choose wrong, then the internet where anyone can start a website for any reason at all, the internet that’s been so momentous, funny, weird, and surprising—that internet could cease to exist. Here’s your chance to preserve a beautiful thing.)

If you woke up tomorrow, and your internet looked like this, what would you do? 

Imagine all your favorite websites taking forever to load, while you get annoying notifications from your ISP suggesting you switch to one of their approved “Fast Lane” sites.

Think about what we would lose: all the weird, alternative, interesting, and enlightening stuff that makes the Internet so much cooler than mainstream Cable TV. What if the only news sites you could reliably connect to were the ones that had deals with companies like Comcast and Verizon?

On September 10th, just a few days before the FCC’s comment deadline, public interest organizations are issuing an open, international call for websites and internet users to unite for an “Internet Slowdown” to show the world what the web would be like if Team Cable gets their way and trashes net neutrality. Net neutrality is hard to explain, so our hope is that this action will help SHOW the world what’s really at stake if we lose the open Internet.

If you’ve got a website, blog or tumblr, get the code to join the #InternetSlowdown here: https://battleforthenet.com/sept10th

Everyone else, here’s a quick list of things you can do to help spread the word about the slowdown: http://tumblr.fightforthefuture.org/post/96020972118/be-a-part-of-the-great-internet-slowdown  

wHY DOES THIS HAVE SO FEW NOTES

bubble knight

i was trying to watch this video again but i couldn’t take my eyes off the runner’s legs

insp 

STOP MAKING NINJAMAN SAD

So I recently hit 100 followers so here’s a bad drawing of Aleks. This is my first ever follow forever and if I miss you out I’m really sorry, so here goes!!

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1-800-sp00ky

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aleksnotalex, aleksm4rchant, alekslittlecareer, aleks-hands, automaticglitch, aleks-hd, alekscareer aleksly, creature-audio-posts, creaturewaterbottle, creaturegroup crtaleks, chinaprimehd, critter-princess, crealeks, creaturehubs, creaturefunfacts, doqtier, demoniiika, damnimmortal, dernsurely, dj-bellpepper, damndudeeee, flyorollting

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lolkittylu, mlgtomanex, mlghaxor, mlgimmortal, mlgwaterbottle, novahdhawk, nob-princess, ohnovas, pregnantkoots, princealeks, princevitalyevich

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russian-princess-aleksandr, rise-ofthe-nobs, rnarshalbowdrie, senpai-aleksandr, ssohtastic, treemalt, tammy—bowdrie, themagicsp00n, thecreaturesfrickyeah, thecreaturesjpg, uberhaxorimmortal, uberimmortalpkc, uberaleks, uberhaxernova,

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xx1mmortalhdizzlexx, young-aleksandr, yo-wtf

Eyyyy congrats

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM

You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.

WHY WOULD YOU HATE ON US WERE SUCH GOOD PEOPLE WE APPRECIATE SO MANY DIFFERENT ASPECTS OF CINEMATIC EXCELLENCE AND WRITING AND CREATIVITY WITH AN AMAZING PASSION WHY WOULD YOU HATE A GROUP OF PEOPLE THAT ARE SO FULL OF INSIGHT AND LOVE AND INSPIRATION AND GIGGLES WHYYYYYYYYYYYY

Oh, and youre a bag of dicks, forgot that part sorry i hate a double comment&reblog as much as the next guy

YOOOOOOO

↳ hitman dex: you wanna go, mate?

It’s supposed to be a co-op game, Jordan.

bundle of koOTs

the creatures @ pax prime + colours

"I can smell u"