When you get bored while practicing…

half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an asshole

me as a doc

nurse: THE PATIENT NEEDS OXYGEN

me: (moves a plant next to the patient) :D!

nurse: DOCTOR THIS IS NOT THE TIME

Glow Blog

I haven’t been this consumed by Pokemon since ‘99

im carlos

JUST FUCKING LISTEN. 

THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT

reblog so others can hear it!

Where the hell are the Victorian Goths they should be all over this.

*SMASHES REBLOG BUTTON*

this is some insta-reblog shit, my friends, i’m like 20 seconds in

HELL YES I LOVE THIS

experimental.

I lick an apple for lunch

Gimme me the most cliched anime line you can think of

I’ll start:

“What…does it mean to be human?”

I will protect my friends no matter what!

*villain gets beaten*

IMPOSSIBLE

*dramatic shot of eyes widened and pupils getting smaller

“Both my parents passed away when I younger, so I live here by myself.”

is this love

DON’T UNDERESTIMATE ME

*screams at impossible ranges for impossible amounts of time*

Humans… Are strange creatures

*loud breathing*

bbbbaka

I’ll get stronger…to protect everyone!

HE IS MY MOST PRECIOUS PERSON

What is this feeling in my chest?

Why won’t senpai notice me?

This can’t… be!

“They sacrificed themselves…for me…why?” *hand covers half of their face while they sob*

*evil laugh* This isn’t even my final form 

“Let’s make a promise!”

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-” 

“y-you can do this ____” 

*protaganist turns a corner while talking to a friend and then falls on top of a female who will later become important to the series*

*badass anime lead with a voice deeper than the flames of hell* tch.

“I don’t need you… I can take care of myself.”

“I’m strong…because I have my friends by my side!”

“People die when they are killed”

“All according to keikaku.”

*keikaku means plan

“it can’t be helped”

uwah!~

“ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?” *pans to sky*

IT WAS ME, DIO!

“The one thing that will always conquer evil… is LOVE!!!!” epic one hit kill

YOU MONSTER, FRISBEE

requests are open!

Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.

and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine