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Holmesian Humor

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A chortle-fest of gaiety and merriment. The likes of which, have never been seen before. I am JM (he, him), let it be known: I like Sherlock and I'm a Graves digger. Check out my doodles, fanfics, edits, and film reviews
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Queen: Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?
Magic Mirror: Famed is thy beauty, Majesty. But hold, a lovely one I see. Rags cannot hide their gentle grace. Alas, they are more fair than thee.
Queen: Alas for her! Reveal her name.
Magic Mirror: Lips red as the rose. Hair black as ebony. Skin white as snow.
Queen: Fucking Andrew Scott!?
Magic Mirror: What can I say? Dude's sexy in a crown.
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Sherlock and the Abominable Snow-Bride (spoilers)

Victorian Sherlock: The name is Sherlock Holmes and the address is two-hundred two-dee-two elevendy Bees Baker Street! Come, Watson, come! The gay's a foot.
Victorian John: You mean the game is on.
Victorian Sherlock: Women's suffrage, Watson! 5 orange pips! I am Sherlock Holmes and I live at two-hundred and twenty twelve B-Baker's Street!
Victorian John: You're coked off your tits, Sherlock!
Victorian Sherlock: No we just met, now it's a year later. Quickly, Watson, grow a mustache so we can capture the abominable snow-bride!
Victorian John: Your brother is here and he's very worried.
Victorian Sherlock: No, John, no... He's very fat.
Victorian John: You know you have a problem.
Victorian Sherlock: (Boops John on the nose) Boop.
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What practically transpired in A Study in Scarlet (Part 1)

Dr. Watson: I’m in need of lodgings
Stamford: Well I do know a man…
Dr. Watson: A man, you say? I’ll have my things moved in by to-morrow.
Stamford: He is a little queer. Perhaps you wouldn't... By Jove, Watson! Where did you find that horse?
Dr. Watson (from atop a grand white stallion): There’s no time to explain, Stamford. TALLY HO!
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