Slytherin Defense Squad

i know they're saying cockle but I'm losing my shit over here I'm too high for this

Grandma PLEASE STOP

DEAR GOD NO

i know they're saying cockle but I'm losing my shit over here I'm too high for this

Grandma PLEASE STOP

Had a dream that there was a new Pokemon that was ghost type and it was like. Half a greyhound. It was a spectral dog that was known as one of the fastest Pokemon. And yet it only had it front legs. There were wispy floating stubs on its back half which sort of implied there COULD be legs, but they never reached even close to the ground. It stood on its front legs as if the back legs were still there.

I don’t know what this Pokemon’s name was but its appeared in many of my dreams so either they made it real and I forgot or I’m being haunted by a Fakemon.

I have been informed it is not a real Pokemon so I’ll share another detail I recall seeing about it more than once.

One of its main features about it is that it could run stupidly fast, like, a solid 100 MPH (at least thats my best guess from a dream) but more impressively or eerily is that it could go from 100 to 0 almost immediately, stopping in a stance where it stood up straight and at attention

I think I love this weird dream dog

I assume this is for artists so sure thing

I imagine that this dog is very tall and sleek (like a good five feet tall), with a sickly pale (with just a hint of light blue hue). Its eyes are a pure empty (yet still piercing somehow) white. Along its front half across the back and its legs are pale green sets of stripes, almost like racing stripes.

As for how the ghostly “back legs” worked, they looked sort of like this

with his physical form slowly transitioning into an pale blue ectoplasm, and there were amorphous hints of what could have possibly once been legs. Despite completely missing his back half, the posture seen here is still its regular posture, standing straight up, as if a soldier at attention.

Hope this helps!

Hehe i really like this concept

@legalarson

SO TRUE BOOZOI

Sometimes I remember Ash’s squirtle was a gang leader

also I’m crying when Ash introduces his first 6 pokemon they all look like models and then bulbasaur just kinda does this

My friend told me I had to publish the drunk uquiz I made so here ya go: I assign you a uni major based on vibes

Hey op how tf did u assign me my actual major out of literally everything there is. I’m scared of you

Hey op that’s fucking terrifying.

newborn babies when theyre hungry and their mom isnt in the room and they think she stopped existing bc no object permanence

Any chair can be a rocking chair if you have enough autism.

If i made a rb game would anyone participate

Reblog and tag with your favorite animal crossing villager ^-^

i am OBSESSED with this response my philosophy teacher made to my introduction post okay OBSESSED

he’s right and he should say it

https://uquiz.com/quiz/VcDFX0/what-pokemon-type-are-you

sorry dude can’t hang out I’m making up scenarios in my head. sorry no it’s gonna take up all my time.

MEOW_IRL

Your wish is my command

Oo I’ve got an old one