Being a procrastinator with a violent fear of failure is almost hilarious because like 80% of the time I’m like “I’m not even going to think about this” and then there’s like a distinct moment when everything switches and it turns to “I can’t fail oh my god I need to turn this into an A in like a day why am I like this”
when you disassociating like mad and trying to remind yourself ur inhabiting a body
just found out there’s a fetish thing called fin-dom where rich people get off on sending vast amounts of money to people who verbally abuse them and hey just sayin if you’re into that hmu, i got a paypal and i’m mean
The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start
I feel so called out and yet so understood.
oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage
This is it. The first post on Tumblr Mobile where the colored text works.
“you’re so polite!” thank you i have anxiety
Not to be that ungrateful asshole but i fkn hate the sun & heat & id rather freeze 24/7 than to spend one (1) sec in the heat
Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way
I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain
Fortune Teller reading my palm: It just says “yikes.”
hope everyone with a shitty dad is okay today
hope everyone without a dad is okay today too
me: *lies down*
things: *continue to happen*
me: *lieS DOWN HARDER*
“Let’s get drunk at midnight, listen to our favorite songs and kiss so much that our lips burn”
— (via herztumor)
im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper
i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes
Reblog for love
i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today
I’ve been dating my boy for 2 years and today he sneezed directly on my face and got a booger on me :’) Love is just so beautiful
trauma culture is hating being told what to do but simultaneously needing it in order to make any decision ever lol
“For me Valentine was about—I don't—I think—it sounds very cheesy, I’m gonna throw some cheddar in the works here, that Valentine’s Day should be everyday”
— Luke Hemmings on Valentine and Valentine’s Day
