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Bothering the beast
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I was born at a very young age. I’ve been alive for as long as i can remember, and I hope to continue living until I die.
And what do you think you can bring to our company?
Gonna steal from it
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I get so confused whenever I see an AI-generated sea slug of a species that doesn't even exist, like is the world not beautiful enough for you? Do you care not for Babakina anadoni...?
Nemesignis banyulensis?
Bornella anguilla?
Phyllodesmium poindimiei?
Sea angel??
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Fortnite, are you sure about this? Did you think it through?
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Things that work in fiction but not real life
- torture getting reliable information out of people
- knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour
- jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact
- calling the police to deescalate a situation
- rafting your way off a desert island
- correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes
- effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else
- ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences
- heterosexual cowboy
This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can't.
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real homies respect trans people!
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Krobus is enjoying the new waterfalls...
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thought this was a dril tweet for a second but no this is just reality now
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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
FETCH ME NEIL
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fog of war in the grocery store
clicks you. commands you to explore
on it boss
there's cheese in here boss
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executive dysfunction is legitimately physically uncomfortable. i’ll be trapped between two things, weirdly caught on how-much-time-it-might-take-me. i take hours worried im going to take hours doing things. i’ll sit on the floor for the entire day, caught up in the middle of not-doing the chores i actually do want to be doing.
& the amount of mental energy that goes into it. & the legitimate amount of anger and discomfort and self-hate. is not “being lazy”. it’d be a lot less work if i didn’t have to fight myself to just get up and do it.
i just need you to understand it’s not effortless. it’s never effortless. it’s not “okay let me just get up and finally start doing this.” it’s more like. i am slamming my foot on the pedal but the car is in neutral and nothing is moving. it’s more like shouting instructions into a dying telephone. it’s more like being trapped in a small electric box, and someone who hates me is administering shocks.
im trying. im trying. please help me get up.
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I miss the old, good internet, but I don’t want to bring it back.
I want a new, good internet. One where users can’t be locked in because we make it legal to:
• reverse-engineer products and services, so you can leave a social media platform but still send and receive messages from the people you leave behind;
• jailbreak your devices so you can remove antifeatures like surveillance, ink-locking or repair-blocking; • move your media and files out of the silo whence they originated and into any player you want.
I want a new, good internet where we constrain the conduct of tech companies, banning unfair labor practices, deceptive marketing, corporate hostage-taking and other forms of rent-extraction.
I want a new, good internet where it’s both illegal to impose bossware on your employees, and where those employees can legally hack the bossware their bosses shove down their throats.
I want a new, good internet where creative workers and their audiences can reliably connect with one another, where news reporting isn’t held hostage to extractive processes.
I want a new, good internet where we seize the means of computation so that the digital infrastructure that connects our romantic, personal, political, civic, economic, educational and family and social lives is operated by and for the people who use it.
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REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS
- Too many beds
- Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss
- Really nice guy who hates only you
- Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class
- Divorce of convenience
- Too much communication
- True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)
- Dating your enemy’s sibling
- Lovers to enemies
- Hate at first sight
- Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead
- Fake amnesia
- Soulmates who are fated to kill each other
- Strangers to enemies
- Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating
- Too hot to cuddle
- Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground
- Nursing home au