(via 3afra)

if a woman’s hand is steady enough to put on winged eyeliner then it’s steady enough to stab you in the heart 

[audio transcription: bird pushes through the door and begins laughing like a super-villain] 

i’ve watched this 20 times now. each time is better than the last

I’m gonna die .

Couldn’t have said it better myself

Nizar Qabbani (1923-1998)

Ameen (via abdulhaqq-faaris)

Cristela Alonzo. 

I’m mad her show got cancelled

There’s the white racist joke

What lmao^^^

I AM SO SORRY that i type like a very excited child , the truth is I’m very excited and I am a child

Reminder: Say Alhamdulillah

this is terrifying and beautiful at the same time

me: (gets anxiety about casual fun get together)