system of a clown haha

and their hit song "chop silly" lol

The Ballet Rehearsal on Stage, Edgar Degas 1874

as i was slaying,

What’s the mood Today?

Me calling for help only to realize that there’s no one there to answer…

Happy 4th of July! 🇺🇸

MYTH: Americans set off fireworks on the 4th of July, in honor of our Independence Day

FACT: Americans set off fireworks from approximately June 20th—July 20th, for no reason other than this is the time of year that you can literally buy them at any grocery store

In light of the current political (and comic) climate, I thought my traditional Fourth of July meme post needed an update

Me

you give me a boner.

not a penis boner.

but a boner in my heart.

a heart on.

an affection erection

might just start crawling on the cieling for fun

Does anyone else desperately need instructions to function but also hates being told what to do

I’ll take it!

I love how my dog follows me everywhere 😂