Chronicles of Woe

Hooting and hollering over Navani Kholin rn

The Sword of Elendil was forged anew by Elvish smiths, and on its blade was traced a device of seven stars set between the crescent Moon and the rayed Sun, and about them was written many runes; for Aragorn son of Arathorn was going to war upon the marches of Mordor.

let's go down

30 February: The Three Hunters encounter Éomer

Just read The Two Towers, and right now I am absolutely obsessed with the fact that l, when the company encounters the Riders of Rohan, Eomer is like:

"You're *who*? That's not real, that's a legend."

"Wait, the Lady of the Lake is real and not a fairytale?"

"What the fuck is a hobbit?"

And later when the Riders encounter Ents, everyone is like, "Trees can talk? What the FUCK?"

Look at that face in the picture. That is the face of a person that does not believe any of this fantasy shit. Absolute normal person energy, and I absolutely love this.

Me when my gorgeous mutuals post pictures of themselves on tumblr.com

Worship of the Female Form by Alméry Lobel-Riche

Samwise, my dear hobbit, you have no idea.

me: I wonder if The Lord of the Rings Extended Edition, dir. Peter Jackson (2001 - 2003) will fix me

The Lord of the Rings Extended Edition, dir. Peter Jackson (2001 - 2003): *instills me with a sense of hope and resilience in the face of utter darkness and despair*

3-4 March: The Battle of Helm's Deep

Sam Gamgee + text posts

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