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Blood mage: we have your husband
Daisuke: Um, sorry Im not married
Blood mage: Then who is this drunk asshole who keeps trying to cheat our men in poker and keeps saynig ‘when Daisuke-san gets here yall are dead meat’
Daisuke: Oh my Kami! They have Okame-san.
A larp prop I had made for me several years back. I found it again and thought how cool this would be for holding spell ingredients and small spell jars!
Non-Alcoholic cool potion recipe:
1 bottle of ur fav Gatorade or Juice of your choice
A splash of ur fav energy drink (optional)
Luster dust (cake decorating kind) to preferred shimmer
A cool bottle
Combine to become a wizard instantly
These are great for cons for hyrdrating while on “brand”
Beau: Life-long jock slowly coming to terms with the fact she’s a closet nerd.
Nott: Hard-working mother struggles to balance family bonding with burgeoning love of crime.
Caleb: Black Widow, if Black Widow was also a feral wizard.
Jester: Lovable scamp patiently waiting for it to be her turn to have a mental breakdown.
Fjord: Local man would rather 1v1 eldritch demi-god than inconvenience friends.
Yasha: Buff angel just wanted to be gay and eat spiders in peace.
Mollymauk: Flamboyant amnesiac still sure he knows more than you.
Caduceus: Babiest sibling left unsupervised, wanders off with first strangers he meets.
I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again but it is absolutely an example of civilizational inadequacy that only deaf people know ASL
“oh we shouldn’t teach children this language, it will only come in handy if they [checks notes] ever have to talk in a situation where it’s noisy or they need to be quiet”
My mom learned it because she figured she’ll go deaf when she gets old
My family went holiday SCUBA diving once, and a couple of Deaf guys were in the group. I was really little and I spent most of the briefing overcome with the realization that while the rest of us were going to have regulators in our mouths and be underwater fairly soon, they were going to be able to do all the same stuff and keep talking.
The only reason some form of sign language is not a standard skill is ableism, as far as I can tell.
For anyone interested in learning, Bill Vicars has full lessons of ASL on youtube that were used in my college level classes.
and here’s the link to the website he puts in his videos:
Math proves that capitalism sucks and that capitalists are greedy.
So he gave millions and you gave $40 and feel like you’re doing more?
As presented, brought to you by Jesus, and THE FRIGGING BIBLE
could u imagine if ppl talked about catholicism the same way they talked about like… indigenous ppl’s religions….
girl in horror movie holding a bible open: “according to legend, a mob tortured a half-man, half-god, and nailed him to a wooden cross, leaving him to starve to death. But days later, on this very night, they found he had clawed his way out of the grave. Now those who believe lie in wait for him to rise again, To honour him, they have weekly gatherings where they chant and sing, and at the end of it they eat his flesh and blood.”
girl’s friend: “wow.. thats so creepy…”
horror movie jock: “it’s only a myth, don’t worry”
04/24/19
Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.
It doesn’t hurt, right? Sorry mutuals.
you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog
Couldn’t risk it.
didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.
THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT
It’s so nice to see yourself trending in tags
Understandable
VERY ODD. If you like women to be covered up and low key, why wouldn’t you just go for the women that like being covered up and low key??? Why would you purposely go after a woman that is the complete opposite, ask her to be your significant other, then try to change her to fit what you want????
And they say it’s women that don’t know what they want 🙄🤦🏾♀️.
It’s because men like to manipulate, mold, and break the spirit of the women they pursue in order to create their own puppet. They know exactly what they’re doing.
They’ll pursue a woman who’s shy and conservatively dressed and then expect her to dress in lingerie and put on a show for them. They’ll pursue a woman who’s outgoing and dressed to the nines and then expect her to dress down and not talk to other men. They do it on purpose. The purpose is conquest.
Joe DiMaggio married Marilyn Monroe and then wanted her to quit her career and be a housewife. He became enraged when she did this shoot and used it as an excuse to beat her so badly that concerned hotel patrons called the police and her makeup artist had to cover the bruises with makeup the next day.
Arthur Miller married her, and then constantly picked on her and complained in his journals that she embarrassed him, that she was unintelligent, self-centered, a child, a spoiled brat, and a bitch.
When I think about men who chase after one kind of woman and then want her to become another kind of woman, I think about her. I think wow you could be Marilyn freaking Monroe and still some man would want you to be somebody else and call that love.
It’s just the way they’ve learned to know whether something is theirs. They control it, so it must be theirs and if they can’t control it, well shit, they’re just in the same place same time. Chuck in some virgin/whore/mother tropes, sprinkle over the crappy relationship conventions, and we’re set for abusive times.
