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Isaac: We once tried to steal an entire museum
Miria: That proved impossible though.
Isaac: Yes! So at least, in order to make impossible for people to enter, we stole the door!
Miria: It sure was heavy!
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One of my friends was selling his gameboy controlled sewing machine so of COURSE I had to buy it
This is a real peripheral that literally exists in the world we live in. This wasn’t even hacked together. This was an official product.
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I designed a bumper sticker
holy SHIT I’m sitting at a drive thru and this older woman just came up and knocked on my window, so I rolled it down a crack, and she gave me a thumbs up and said, “capitalism is the Antichrist!”, I’m fucking dying hsjanxbxhxh
bearglitch
I am glad you are also using non-capitalistic computers, cars, video games, and art supplies…. right?
Yeah no shit dude, and this all went down in the drive thru of a non-capitalistic MickeyD’s too
bannerkhov
Someone post The Comic
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Things my dentist has actually said to me:
“Well, either the x-rays lied to me or you are spontaneously creating teeth. I’m going with the second one because it’s way cooler.”
“When was the last time you flossed? Your gums aren’t bleeding which means I’m either not doing this hard enough or you actually floss your teeth regularly”
“You don’t need to do a fluoride treatment I just want to go check my facebook for a second and this is the best excuse I can come up with. Don’t worry your insurance will cover it.”
“Take a whole handful of toothbrushes, I can’t order new ones in less ugly colors until these ones are gone.”
“Remember not to eat or drink anything for a half hour…or actually you know forget that go eat lemons and drink coffee right now. I make money based on peoples bad decisions, you should probably stop brushing your teeth too.”
“I became a dentist because I like making children cry and they don’t let you do that as a regular doctor.”
Chaotic neutral dentist?
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consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about
lunarcanine
Teen: *gets a job*
“I GOT THE JOB!”
Parents: Well, when I was your age, I already had 5 jobs and was supporting my family
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cause asami is hot
click full image!!! looks less crappy then
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Sometimes I think about them and I feel at peace:”) If you’re curious for the art process, check it out <3
DC AU Question: If Damian Wayne was born earlier, became the first and the oldest former sidekick of the Bat Family, as Robin, instead of Dick Grayson (who became the young and current sidekick to Batman), how different would things get for everyone if one of those heroes was born very early and the other much later? Note: The alternate scenario above could happen in ANY DC universe.
I'd say it depends on how they were raised. If Damian was still a lil assassin baby, he would have the same aggression we see now... and if Dick was raised later I feel Batman would feel differently most of all. Since he's the OG robin, he has a respect and almost equality to the big Bat. But also if he was now lower in the timeline, he probably is treated like a child and may even have a harder time as Robin. Also.... Teen titans? Would it still come to be? Who knows I'm curious as to how it would turn out in this AU
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