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Reblog if you are NOT a Donald Trump supporter.

My family ranted to me last night about how they think Donald Trump is the only responsible person trying to run for president and they think “everyone supports him”.

I want to prove them wrong.

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angstbotfic

“the most expressive instrument known to man, a.k.a. the facial planes of Lana Parrilla:"

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beegoddess

I need a whole post of gifs like these

well, Lana-connoisseurs (Lana-sseurs?) … get to it!

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This list could go on forever! But here’s my personal fav.

I could bask in this woman’s face all day… And all night!

this should be illegal. It’s actually impossible to scroll through this and not audibly react #UNF

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Regina’s. I need Regina’s! I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS AFTER MY HIATUS

STORYBROOKE IS FINALLY IN HELL

ANDREW’S AND ASUREY’S DOMAIN

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ULTIMATE SHIP MEME!

Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

General:

  • Rate the Ship -   Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
  • How long will they last? -
  • How quickly did/will they fall in love? - 
  • How was their first kiss? -

Wedding:

  • Who proposed? - 
  • Who is the best man/men? -
  • Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - 
  • Who did the most planning? -
  • Who stressed the most? - 
  • How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
  • Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - 

Sex:

  • Who is on top? - 
  • Who is the one to instigate things? -
  • How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
  • How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
  • How long do they normally last? - 
  • Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - 
  • How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
  • How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

  • How many children will they have naturally? - 
  • How many children will they adopt? -
  • Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - 
  • Who is the stricter parent? -
  • Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -
  • Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -
  • Who is the more loved parent? -
  • Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?
  • Who cried the most at graduation? - 
  • Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - 

Cooking: 

  • Who does the most cooking? - 
  • Who is the most picky in their food choice? - 
  • Who does the grocery shopping? -
  • How often do they bake desserts? -
  • Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - 
  • Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? -
  • Who is more likely to suggest going out? - 
  • Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - 

Chores: 

  • Who cleans the room? - 
  • Who is really against chores? - 
  • Who cleans up after the pets? -
  • Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? -
  • Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? -
  • Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? -

Misc:

  • Who takes the longer showers/baths? - 
  • Who takes the dog out for a walk? -
  • How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? -
  • What are their goals for the relationship? -
  • Who is most likely to sleep till noon? -
  • Who plays the most pranks? - 
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                               A Buffalo King            And his sons                                                                                    A Bear Prince                                              And                     A Moose Prince.                       Their eyes                                 are a warning             of a future death.

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Beauty and seduction,                         is nature’s tool for survival,                     because we will protect                              what we fall in love with.                                                                                      x

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Do me a favor and reblog this if you have absolutely no problems RPing with male muns.

More often than not, I have come across RPers in the community who seem uncomfortable, nervous, anxious, or who will downright refuse to RP with male muns because it’s “creepy”, “wrong”, and a whole slew of other unfounded, bases bullshit.
Male muns have as much right to RP on Tumblr as do female muns, as do anyone else.
Trust me when I say there IS a lot of hate tossed at male RPers on here.
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beamthechao

OK I DON’T KNOW HOW THESE HAVE STAYED HIDDEN FROM ME BUT ON THE MAGI WIKI I FOUND THESE ABSOLUTE TREAURES THAT MUST BE SHARED WITH THE WORLD

THEY ARE A GIFT TO MANKIND

IS HE GONNA PUNCH ME WITH HIS NOODLY ARMS

ARE YOU IN A SHOUJO OR WHAT

??????!!!!!??!???!????????????!????????????????????????!!!!!?

I CHECKED EVERYONE ELSE PAGES BUT EVERYONE ELSE HAD SERIOUS ONES

WHO DID THIS

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the wolf among us || starters

 Is that a threat ? ❞  These lips are sealed .  It is better to be feared than loved .❞   I’ve seen the way you look at ___ , okay ? You’re not foolin’ me .  You’re not as bad as everyone says you are .  Anyone ever tell you you got a big fuckin’ mouth ?  Whatever . I’m too out of it to get into it . ❞ We all have our parts to play .  You can’t change the past .  ____ , I’m gonna break your fucking face . ❞ I’ve heard stories about you . ❞ In some tiny little bottled up way , deep inside … you kind of enjoy it when things go wrong . ( Because it gives you an excuse to just … stop pretending ) .  Life is easier with friends .  Well I’d appreciate it if you’d fuck off .  ❝ But no , hate’s the wrong word . They fear you more than anything . I know you like this whole ’ lone wolf ’ thing you got going for yourself . I wish I could have seen it. I’ll see you around . You almost looked peaceful . Except you’re lying in a dirty alley .  Just … try not to be like ( yourself ) …  Pardon the intrusion . I wasn’t aware this was a munchkin’s house . I didn’t realize you were the bitch of the bitch . Hey , what are your plans now ?   I’m not yours to lose ! Blah blah … blah blah blah .  Are you saying you need a friend right now ? You can trust me .  People are scared of you . I mean , look at your hands . You looked like when you take an action figure and bend it’s limbs the wrong way .  But at the end of the day I’m still the bad guy . Everything used to be so simple … we had a beginning , a middle , & an end .   When we suffer , we do it in silence .   You should worry about your own fucking situation . ❞ I’ve made mistakes .  You do what you want … you always do what you want .  I’m glad you’re not dead .  We need to do things the right way !  You’ll pray to any god who’ll listen that your mother never shit you into this fucking world . Wait a minute … someone’s watching . I know it’s dangerous , but I’m not helpless . I can take care of myself .  Not now , not now , shhhh , the grown ups are talking. . Out of my way ! I’ll show you how it’s done !  Do you want the Big Bad Wolf to take you away ? That was about 8 on the asshole scale …  Cut the bullshit & quit wasting my time . ❞ This was really the wrong day to try & pull this shit ! You’re a monster ! A fucking monster !  You understand wanting to protect what you care about , don’t you ? You’d do anything .  

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People Who Have Social Anxiety Disorder Are Terrified Of:

• Talking in front of people • Not knowing how to comfort people • Trying clothes on in a changing room • Answering the door • Talking on/answering the phone • People asking questions • Walking past people • Eye contact • Going into stores • Going outside the house • Busy crowds • Leaving voicemails • Being watched while doing something • Eating in front of people • Ordering food (anywhere) • Interviews • Being in the car • Making decisions • Personal space being violated • When strange people, or anyone you don’t like, are in/around the house • Being paranoid someone can hear me • Feeling self-conscious all the time • Crossing the street • Asking for help • Parties • Participating in class • Working with others • Restaurants • Competition • Voicing opinions • Sleeping with someone else/in someone else’s bed • Being touched • Being touched sexually • Holidays • Being seen naked • Hearing people laugh nearby • Public bathrooms/shy bladder • Starting/keeping a conversation • Feeling like people hate me • Always preparing what to say 100x • Being touched/hugged by people I’m not comfortable with • Feeling like people judge what I say • Not being able to get over embarrassing/stupid things I’ve done/said • Saying “no” • Being a pushover • Rejection • Coming on too strong • Seeing people I know in public • Making new friends • Being embarrassed • Being the center of attention • Working in groups • Being late • Being stared at • Being introduced • Worrying about people liking me • Being criticized • Meeting people in authority

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Okay, now who the hell are you?

There was too much cold in this already freezing town in Maine. Elsa the Queen of Arendelle, Ingrid the Snow Queen, and now this woman. Emma was so done with these arctic temperatures.

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Hell was the best way to put it! There's no better way to say "who the Hell are you" to Hells Ice Queen. A playfully evil smirk forming on her face.

"Hells future Ice Queen."

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