At least I wish for the next job.

Or for A Bird Story, so their next job can get worked on.

Gawd I love these two so much.

tell me about your crush on anon

You tell him Eva!

Again, Eva and Neil are Tumblr.

"I didn’t know squirrels were capable of death glares."

"You didn’t kill it, did you?”

             “You'd be surprised what they're capable of.              “..."              “— Of course not." Though he may or may not have threatened to throw a shoe.

"Squirrel?"

             “Yeah, y'know, that thing was giving me a death glare.              “But no worries. I took care of 'im."

If you don’t find this funny, you’re wrong.

You know what? This isn’t cool. If people want formatted posts whats so wrong with that? Honestly nothing upsets me more than this divide of format vs format. Its really the silliest argument in the world. Why does it matter? Honestly I don’t think it makes people pretentious; I think anyone who looks down on people for how they write are kind of pretentious—formatted or not. Its just words on a post. We’re pretending to be fictional characters. If someone with format doesn’t want to rp with you; fine let them be—find someone else. Yes they may be missing out, but what are posts like this going to do?  If someone doesn’t want to rp with you because you do format, then so be it. Let people write how they write in peace. And if you take their formatting as offensive and an attack and them trying to be more important. That’s not their fault; that’s yours.

Are there people who think formatting makes them better than others Absolutely, but you will find narcissistic people like that no matter where you go. The narcissism that those people hold have nothing to do with actually formatting its a mean to say hey i’m better. But there are people like that over non formatted.

Honestly this fight of format v no format is really childish. Stop it. You do your thing, I’ll do my thing. Maybe lets do a thing together; and lets have fun. STOP MAKING SOME POINTLESS DIVIDE PEOPLES. ITS REALLY POINTLESS LEAVE EACH OTHERS WRITING ALONE. THANK YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY, KEEP HAVING FUN

Why does it matter. Just have fun.

Cue a brow quirk as she looks up at the stranger, a small frown present on her lips. 

"…It’s going to bite you." 

If she knew him better, she’d ask about his plan- but for now, a simple statement will do. 

              > Shoe  >Other Sho—

              Oh. "Doubt it. It's afraid of me; I bet it won't even come close enough to bite me."               He hoped. He could just throw something at him, right? That should take out a squirrel.               "— Unless you have a better way to defeat this thing."