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everything is fine

@ofabsurdbirds-blog / ofabsurdbirds-blog.tumblr.com

15 confused birds in a trenchcoat
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hey guys,

so i’ve not been using this account for the past few millennia months. i’ve moved to @ofconfusedbirds so if you’d follow me on there i’d appreciate it i guess? i don’t know, it’s your life. up to you bro

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but did victor frankenstein actually have a phd

no one’s answered my question

i actually don’t think it’s stated anywhere the text what degree he is working on at university, only that his is attending. however, there is no mention of him graduating and when he first goes to university, it is the first time he is attending, so it’s likely that he is only earning his bachelor’s

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WAS AN UNDERGRAD

IMAGINE HEARING ABOUT THE DUDEBRO LIVING NEXT TO U IN THE DORMS “yah dave dropped out cuz he built a fucking person”

This just in: Doctor Frankstein NOT A DOCTOR

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got a family of 4 in my house :)X

 my husband died, just me n the kids :(X

 ”we’re not calling him dad.”

i am legitimately interested in this story

every other weekend, he has his kid, from a previous marriage, over.

we got a couple of dalmatians

goddammit cruella not this shit again

its back

sermisty

I tried to not reblog this.

“Goddammit Cruella”

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kids these days................

kids 2015: hey check out these pictures of me at Vans Warped Tour haha kids 1815 *after waiting 6 weeks for a telegram*: bartholomew has died of smallpox

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now im a pretty composed guy but jesus, popcorn really just does it for me. popcorn really just makes me go apeshit crazy. i start the bag off like a normal human but somewhere along the line, man. i stop eating it and start just rubbing fistfulls on my face. by the end of it im just fucking the bag

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ldefix

I lost my phone??? I nEED TO REFILL THE BOWL FOR MY KITTIES

well well well looks like ur not doin v well @ bein a Cat Momther™

Says the person that actively calls Tubbs mean names??? Ur no role model urself buddy

im sorry Buddy Pal m’Friend I can’t hear u over these full dishes of food 4 my Cat Children  

Found my Phone and the kitties are all fine,

they send their regards

say goodbye 2 ur precious tubbs

A beautiful new home away from your negativity

change of plans

Peace

Things are heating up in the Neko Atsume fandom

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meladoodle

overheard conversation between two kids

kid 1: I’m four, I’m a big kid kid 2: you said you were a little kid just before! kid 1: people change

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