[Bless every single one of you who indulged this idea! It’s so good and beautiful and I have a Claudia sticker now]

[If I am not on here posting replies tomorrow, slide into my dms on discord and roundhouse kick me in the head, I am begging I’m Fat Gum Fam#0209 ]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Lucrecia Crescent/Cloud Strife's Mother Characters: Cloud Strife's Mother, Lucrecia Crescent, Vincent Valentine Additional Tags: Puppy Love, Trespassing On Shinra Property, Terrible Tween Poetry, Vincent is Tired, One-Sided Attraction, childhood crush Summary:

From the In Bloom FFVII Fanzine: Young Claudia is determined to woo the beautiful and mysterious scientist working at the old Shinra Manor in town.

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[And here’s the other one! Featuring my not so secret guilty ship >.> ]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Before Crisis: Final Fantasy VII Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Elena & Gun | Emma (Compilation of FFVII) Characters: Elena (Compilation of FFVII), Gun | Emma (Compilation of FFVII) Additional Tags: Considerable salty language, Sexual Harrassment, Minor Violence, Sometimes they get along Summary:

From the In Bloom FFVII Fanzine:

Elena's trek home from school gets rough when she picks a fight she might not be able to finish on her own.

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Since the zine’s not only gone out, but also arrived on my doorstep in it’s chonky glory, I’m overdue for sharing my fics in it!

[ Oops hey, swear I’m not dead, just in Brooklyn where things have been a bit intense lately >.>]

[Now that the ‘’just back from the ether’’ energy has worn off, I’ve been a good smart responsible boy and set a schedule for myself for replies:

Other days I’ll still pop on to send anons or memes and join in dash shenanigans, ofc. And if I get inspired for a particular muse or thread, I’m not gonna not strike while the iron is hot! But! If you’re expecting a reply, and one of those days rolls around and you don’t have it, then you need to bug me bc either I missed it, or I’m very stuck but being too stubborn to admit it.]

[Happy Bunday! Here’s the twice-daily kale fight that happens in our house even if there’s more than enough kale for both to share]

[It it illegal to disappoint @rude-at-your-service so everyone have this and discuss]

[ @corporateprince and @ihavethebestplates and no one can convince me otherwise]

Thinkin about some npc on the Kill Squad sent out to assassinate an “escaped lab specimen” and on seeing Zack being like “oh dang, that’s SOLDIER First Zack Fair” and instead of assuming Zack was the lab specimen, figures it’s another company cover-up bc they don’t want it getting out to the public that another SOLDIER First went rogue and turned on the company. 

Also the reigning rumor of why like every single First Class went yeet being not “they learned something real bad” but rather “man did those guys’ bid to make Lazard VP over Rufus go bad” or else there’s just some kind of vague curse.

Shinra’s Science Department saved once again by its parent company’s penchant for political intrigue.

[No focus for drafts, so uhhh if you get anons it definitely wasn’t me?]