marcille is NOT an animal crossing cozy gamer girl she is a fucking spreadsheet warrior. maybe she plays stardew valley but she runs that farm like the navy

-St Augustine, on Alexander the Great

-This girl

They are both right

dungeon meshi is about the power fantasy of being in the exactly perfectly correct situation for your personal brand of autism to be an essential, lifesaving asset

marcille, confronted with boiled mushroom: ewwwww it was just up and walking arooouuuund

marcille, confronted with her best friend's skeleton: [etching an evil necromantic circle into the ground] the concepts of "right" and "wrong" were crafted by empires of men to shackle and puppet us

whenever i say ‘yee’ im not saying yes in a cutesy way im quoting this thing

The important thing is that Marcille did not learn to blaspheme against the natural order to save her girlfriend. She just happened to have studied the art of spitting in God's eye for wholly unrelated reasons, and when the opportunity by chance arose to employ that skill in service of girlfriend-saving, she was ready.

what's bowser about this Tumblr. where's the turtle

ive seen this before but i only just now realized out that hang on, a dude desperate for a date with a blonde woman he's got no rapport with IS incredibly Bowser-coded

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a slapping,

As of some one gently flapping, flapping at my chamber door.

“’Tis some fairy,” I muttered, “slapping at my chamber door—

            Only this and nothing more.”

Quoth the walrus, "Are you sure?"

I asked my mom the fairy walrus question and minutes later she’s still saying “It makes no sense. Fairies are everywhere. Walruses have a set range.” She’s mad about this.

‘The Dog’ from Teletubbies

i love him. he’s my friend

Congrats?

shout out to the hot girl in my playwriting class who responds with “yeah, but that’s derivative of neon genesis evangelion” every time somebody brings up some artsy film i’ve never heard of and they immediately shut up and can’t argue without admitting they’ve seen nge. us regular-looking people could never get away with that. THAT’S what we mean when we say “use your privilege for good” 

extremely fucked up that the only way out is through

one time i went to a cafe and i was wearing a green shirt and brown trousers and the barista looked at me and said awww i love your outfit its giving......... [long pause] tree ^_^

playing 999 with my friend currently and this is my understanding of the plot so far

Guard Dog Ignores Staged Robber During Training Exercise In Thai Jewel Store

fire emblem mod that changes the player phase animation to say “FUCK AROUND” and the enemy phase one to say “FIND OUT”. is this anything

ok