Feather River Bulletin, Quincy, California, March 20, 1924

This week on #Fat Bear Friday, she may not be the chonkiest but Bear 399 has beat all the odds and all 4 of her children are all ready to set out on their own next spring it looks like.

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stress levels during keyfish: highest to lowest

1) matt, who had to use his phone to roll 100d6 and tell his girlfriend she got 363 points of damage and died because she jumped off a fucking cliff

2) liam, the only person who fully grasps that one of them just fucking died

3) ashley, shocked and offended at travis laughing about this

4) laura, laughing occasionally but very stressed

5) sam, who appreciates both the gravity and the humor of the situation

6) taliesin, mildly concerned but mostly amused

7) marisha, arguing with matt about physics, shaking with laughter for five minutes

8) travis, who is actively cackling throughout

<|:) wizard

<\:) the cooler wizard

Just because your hat is tilted aside jauntily does not prove your superiority. My wizard hat is set neatly atop my head so that it is secure against strong breezes and someone condescendingly flicking the brim

I can tell that people condescendingly flicking your brim is a recurring issue for you.

What have I done

do you ever just

i can domesticate him

-some ancient Egyptian staring at a cat, circa 7500BC

- Some ancient cat staring at an Egyptian, circa 7500 BC

Unmute !

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

shawn and gus screaming is peak comedy 

#cant believe tumblr worshipped bbc sherlock when pysch was right there#cant believe /i/ worshipped bbc sherlock when PYSCH WAS RIGHT THERE @bayleafpaprika

“Baikal Zen”: Rocks that have fallen on the ice of Lake Baikal are heated by sunlight and emit infrared rays that melt the ice below. Once the sun is gone, the ice becomes solid again, creating a small support for the rock above.

scrolling down I was like “oh what a cool idea! someone skipped stones on a lake and took high speed photographs to get these pictures where it looks like the water is holding up the stone which is kinda was does happen a-oh, no. nope. it’s just Fucking Lake Baikal up to its god defying nonsense again”

Dog refuses to get out of bed then proceeds to fall asleep looking after baby

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videos like this are the reason i love tumblr

...You know what, I’ve been trying to motivate myself to go and study, and this is just what I needed.

On the other hand, I have questions

Potato Candy from 1933

watching this human enjoy something that came out unexpectedly tasty is a pure kind of joy

him pausing when he likes the food has the same energy as Ego eating ratatouille

getting approached by an animal that wants you to pet them is such a magical feeling. like they saw you and went "yeah there's love in there"