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tackiest human alive

@jortsfan / jortsfan.tumblr.com

rachel / 27 / she/her
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Hi it’s me yelling into the tumblr void again because I’m SAD! We can’t seem to ever get ahead financially and now someone stole my wallet and it cost $26 to get a new license printed - that I just had renewed in October - and I’m just sad that people suck. Like steal from corporations and the government not from lil ole me :-(

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I’m just here to say I like my job but I hate working for a living. If it was up to me I would be lying in a hammock eating soft cheese for a living

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I apologize for every time I was ever horny on main I’m so sorry everyone

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bestie i need you to destroy the united states government. for sexual reasons or whatever

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I tried to force my new boyfriend to watch over the garden wall last night and he FELL ASLEEP should I break up with him

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