absolute trash

#they share a brain cell but they’re brave about it

He's very pretty! This is a gorgeous guy! 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) dir. Gil Junger

i feel his cunty spirit enter me whenever i bite on a cherry tomato and it bursts in my mouth. i won't ever apologise

FRIENDS 4.16 | The One with the Fake Party

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I feel like most people’s guilty pleasure is their social media apps. What’s yours? What do you spend your time doing? TikTok Radio IRL with Joe Keery

Oh something’s happening

ayo edebiri | rodarte ss 24

photographed by daria kobayashi ritch

Continually filling your mutual's dash with your blorbo like some sort of missionary trying to convert them

they deserved their bestie era

Yes. Yes, Frodo is alive. THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING 2003 | dir. Peter Jackson

WHY I WATCH STRANGER THINGS: THE “PLOT” - PART THREE

The guy On the right is MY UNCLE WHAT IN THE FUCK HAHAHAHAH

An update. He thinks he’s very funny

a man in a gray beard writing “x3″

this is the kind of man in a grey beard we all want

Frodo may be Bilbo’s actual adopted nephew, but Merry and Pippin are his younger cousins, and Sam is his old gardener’s son whose family he clearly has a soft spot for and who he taught to read and write, and Gimli is the son of one of his old adventuring friends, and Legolas is, similarly, the son of the Elvenking who named him an elf-friend, and we know Aragorn is canonically his friend as well, who he very possibly could have met as a small child in Rivendell when he passed through, so really, like 7/9 members of the Fellowship are people he can employ weird elderly relative (or the honorary equivalent thereof) energy on if he wants to and I think that’s very powerful.

the fellowship is 7 people who Bilbo Baggins can employ weird elderly relative energy onto PLUS 1 person who can employ weird elderly relative energy onto Bilbo Baggins PLUS Boromir.

JOE KEERY The Zane Lowe Show — March 12, 2024

kids are so fucking funny. we made pride flags with the elementary schoolers and a fifth grader added a gray stripe to the progress pride flag and when i asked him what it was for he said “for the emos”

wake up new pride flag just dropped