I think reading folktales is the best antidote to Cinemasins everything-needs-a-logical-explanation brainrot, and by folktales I don't mean the disneyfied versions made to fit modern narrative sensibilities of three act structure and want versus need character arcs, I mean the unprocessed versions harvested straight from the mouth of some elderly european hick and thrown straight into the page with no revisions. The ones where a frog hops from inside a bathtub to tell the queen she's with child then disappears never to be seen again, where a chopped arm can grow anew from its stump like a willow, where a mother gives birth to a talking baby riding a goat. Some of you could use a bit of dreamlike absurdity with no explanation but the themes it represents, not the mechanics that allow it.

DR. STRANGELOVE OR: HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE BOMB (1964) dir. Stanley Kubrick

maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock

Funniest thing in the world when people write an AU extremely different from canon, but they’re not willing to give up on the character building it created for their blorbos. Girlies out there fighting for their life recreating a relationship formed on a doomed arctic exploration in 1848 by replicating that same dynamic in a Great British Bake Off AU.

But also:

unfortunately for everyone my fave besides lesbians is mithrun. and he is also a lesbian

do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy

it might be difficult to figure out. consult the scriptures

these scriptures just have pictures of dudes kissing and groping each other

Penetration, my liege?

not now my dearest advisor i need to read these scriptures

you know he would have been one of Those kids

inspired by this pic:

Link piece I did back in April 2023! I have a print of this available in my inprnt shop as well! :3c 💖💕✨

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Big brother came to visit.

messy eaters

you don't get it okay... you don't understand......... .

toulouse-lautrec farcille 🕯

Laios Backstory

I've been wanting to compile the comics that talk about Laios backstory for a while, especially after reading the "Laios and Family" extra from the new Adventurer's Bible that re-contextualizes it from Falin's POV. So I'll be posting and discussing parts from the manga and extras that talk about/show his and Falin's Backstory. Spoilers Ahead.

one of my favorite gags is when the characters huddle and gossip. these were the only ones I could remember off the top of my head but I think there's more

UARDLLE IS HOW THEYRE READING MARCILLE IN HER OWN DOGASS HANDWRITING AHSHAHDAFG

I have to restore some honor to Marcille, it’s actually Falin who has the shitty handwriting