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been feeling a lot like him lately

George Michael by Duncan Raban during 'The Final' Wham! concert in 1986.

i have an angel and devil on my shoulder but also a third guy who just tells me to do strange gayboy shit thats not really good or bad per se but it will make everyone in my life think im weirder

I kinda lived half of 2023 (maybe more) like a drowning rat in a bucket but this year I'll live like a normal rat. outside of a bucket

my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it's just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn't tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what's he gonna say? "didn't you used to have tits?"

"reverted based on user feedback" is possibly the best way to refer to top surgery i have ever heard

When my partner had top surgery, as he was coming out of anesthesia in the recovery room, I dumped two of these out of a paper bag onto his bedside table and said "The doctor said you can keep these, if you want. Like when you get wisdom teeth pulled." The nurse laughed so hard she cried.

no i don’t have plans later. i will, however, be taking extensive poison damage periodically for the foreseeable future. but beyond that my schedule is totally open

if you hear me going “haugh.” or perhaps “augh” every so often and see me doubling over. well. Don’t even worry about it.

this is how he should have looked in the first place this world is so evil

The difference between a fetish and a kink is that a fetish grows down from the ceiling but a kink grows up from the floor

communion wafers are not cruelty free. they fucked that boy upppp

idgaf what college those girls went to get your damn shoes off the bed!!

nothing wrong with me

time lapse of all the birds yesterday

the wikipedia page has been updated "STANDING WITH DAMAGE"

hang in there Gavle Goat..!

trains are extremely sexual actually, have you seen couplers????

Our favorite photo from when I was trying to get a Christmas-card worthy photo.

when you drink all the wine in the house and then you have. :( no wine in the house

me when i excuse myself during a dinner party to sneak outside and milk more cabernet sauvignon from the Creature

had food poisoning when i posted this

Well if you'd pasteurized the Cabernet Sauvignon you milked from the creature maybe you wouldn't have gotten food poisoning from it.

oh suddenly everyone's an expert on the Creature i milk