home of the potato

*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*

we’re all really just looking for that other dumb fuck we share our single brain cell with

a distant memory

when i die i want to donate my brain to science so they can finally figure out why i’m so stupid

TFW your boyfriend is a 17th Century Catholic vampire who is NOT OVER™ the Glorious Revolution of 1688.

Human pet guy? Did human pet guy find someone who will actually date him?

me at a party: play it cool tonight no contemplation on the fleeting nature of joyful things

me after two drinks:

Photo by Gérôme Bruneau

WHAT

This is why they were able to buy this website for less than 3 million dollars

Retro Future except it’s Team 7📺💽🎶

this is so funny