take these with you. it will be important in your quest

i hate making tea cuz i feel bad for throwing out the teabag. i’m always like i should eat this

it doesn’t matter how good you’re doing, those sad nights will creep up on you from time to time and that’s ok. doesn’t mean all your progress is gone

A 77-year-old grandmother beat the crap out of a guy who tried to rob her. When Winifred Peel attempted to get cash from an ATM in Liverpool, three men tried to push her aside and take her money. “You’re not having my money, young man,” she thought, then grabbed one of them by the collar, pulled as hard as she could, bashed his head into the wall three times, and scared them off.

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN

Don't fuck with boys who:

* are mean to their mothers * are against feminism * only want you for your body * will/are leading you on * think you owe them something * think they are entitled to your body

this, 1000 times this.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Every episode of Eric Andre is what a manic episode feels like.

Getcho ass down hur

WHEN YOU DRAW SOMETHING YOU ACTUALLY LIKE AND YOU JUST SIT THERE STARING AT IT LIKE

Getcho ass down hur

Anyone wanna get in an argument with me

ok cream cheese isn’t that good

I was kidding but you know what fuck you for real