“There is more treasure in books than in all the pirate’s loot on Treasure Island.”

-Walt Disney  

if high waisted jeans go out of fashion one day my life is doomed

nothing’s out of fashion if you don’t give a shit

I called 911 from the Arctic because I was lost and stranded but also because I wanted to bring home a baby polar bear but real life had turned to imitate ARK: Survival Evolved so I was running away from hungry dinos while carrying as baby polar bear and frantically trying to tell the 911 operator where I was in this giant white expanse.

same energy

Ernie and Bert are not gay because “they remain puppets and do not have a sexual orientation.”

So uhh today I was chastised by my sociology professor when I said that FGM and child marriage are inherently wrong and constitute human rights violations regardless of where/why they’re practiced. He said I “can’t think like that” and that I wasn’t using the sociological perspective of cultural relativism. I’m amazed that I managed to stop myself from screaming, but somehow I did and now my blood’s just been quietly boiling all day instead. And my doctor wonders why I have high blood pressure this young… Jesus FUCKING CHRIST

he’s right though. Why do your cultural values and moral imperatives have more value than anyone else’s?

BECAUSE WOMEN AND GIRLS DON’T DESERVE TO BE MUTILATED IN ANY COUNTRY, ANY CULTURE, ANY FUCKING CONTEXT, PERIOD. FUCK YOU ETERNALLY.

women: we deserve full bodily autonomy

some inbred fucktard: idk bro this seems kinda racist maybe if you took into consideration how important oppressing women is to my people you’d underst

“When men are oppressed, it’s a tragedy. When women are oppressed, it’s tradition.” — Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Colmar in Alsace, France (via vsco.co)

this is one of my favorite vines of all time tbh.

A compilation of my favourite vines, in memoriam.