domestic, love-struck ex-nemeses  ﾟ･✿ヾ╲(｡◕‿◕｡)╱✿･ﾟ

Gotham does two important things very, very well

Eiffel is a true pioneer of modern technology

rosalie gardner, 2016

Lets all take a moment to appreciate our station AIs

For the past 12 days @wtnv-typography has been putting together this gorgeous set of images as Secret Santa presents for @acidtygr. This is an unbelievable collection of quotes, Pryce and Carter-isms, and that one writing mistake of mine that just refuses to die. 

Thank you so much for putting all of these together and sharing them! =) 

play this at my wedding or funeral I don’t care where but just plAY IT

1) this is in MY HOME TOWN, AT MY HOUSE OF BLUES. SO

2) yes I love this song thnks dove

cute new co-worker is super cute and this is a problem.

no, june 2014 me, it is not a problem!!! bc you are in love now!! and have an apartment in philly and a fat cat and make mexican food all the time!!!!!! dreams come true!!!!!

AND NOW YOU TWO ARE ENGAGED. EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL. 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me, when john was questioning sherlock’s sexuality

Overheard in the halls of Hogwarts Inspired by x

“Arthur Regulus Potter, you were named after your mother’s father, who took me into his family when he didn’t need to and treated me like one of his own, and after an actual hero who wasn’t an abusive asshole fuck Snape ehhhhh lmao” *high fives Ginny*

one time you made a joke about a coffeeshop // “those who are thirsty may drink”!!

i will drink all the water in this building. i will drain the pipes of their water and you will drain my pipes of their water. we are on a hill and we are kissing and rachel is packing a bowl in the light of the moon and we are kissing in the light of the moon and you ask me if i can see your eyes and i say no when the answer is less sure than that. you were saying we wouldn’t kiss till november we were agreeing that we shouldn’t kiss till november and i was saying how i couldn’t see your eyes on the hill but the grass was watching us and bending itself to our bodies. it could see your eyes and i could too. it could see our matching jean jackets it could feel your back and it could feel your back get cold and get tickled and develop bumps. in the 6th grade i got tested for allergies. the doctor pricked my back told me i was allergic to grass. i would go to soccer practice wearing nice clothes and go to school wearing gym clothes. we’ve laid in the grass two nights in a row and maybe I’ve been breaking out or maybe thats why my head is throbbing but we met in this grass, when i moved off my seat to sit with you so the grass could form to my body so that we could take up the same amount of height and besides if i have an allergic reaction or if my head starts to hurt i will drink all the water in this building and i will drain the pipes of their water. no wonder i have a headache.

SO I IMAGINE HILLS & WOODEN COUNTERS & THE WAY SKIN CAN MIX WITH CHOCOLATE TO MAKE CHOCOLATE MORE CHOCOLATE THAN FLESHY

SO I’M IMAGINING A HILL WITH GOATS ALL ATOP & I AM IN THE HILL HAHA I FORGOT I AM PART OF THE HILL & ONLY THE GOATS KNOW WHERE NOT TO STEP SO AS NOT TO COMPLETELY BREAK THE WHOLE OF MY WHOLE FINGERS

THIS IS ABOUT DISAPPEARANCE MORE THAN ABOUT BLENDING THIS IS ABOUT BLENDING MORE THAN ABOUT BEING A COLOR THAT ISN’T EXACTLY THIS ONE

THIS IS ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF WORMS IN SPACES WHERE I WANT TO BREATHE

ABOUT FILLING THE HILLS WITH PEOPLE & WORSHIPPING THE WORMS WITH THE GRASS

I WANT TO CONFIGURE MAPS & CONSTRUCT LIGHTHOUSES I WANT TO RECONFIGURE LIGHTHOUSES WITH MY FINGERS THAT THE GOATS DIDN’T WHOLLY BREAK

SO MY STERNUM WON’T STOP LIGHTING ITSELF ON FIRE & I AM GASPING UNDERNEATH THE GOATS

SO I AM GASPING UNDERNEATH THE GOATS haha this is a riddle: HOW DOES ONE COLLECT AIR WHEN THEY CAN’T STOP STARING AT THE UNDERNEATH SIDES OF ALL THESE GOATS.

haha this is a riddle: I AM DROWNING IN SOIL & ONLY THE GOATS KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME.

You know that feeling when your supersoldier boyfriends make you breakfast in bed but then they eat it all? Sam knows that feeling.

Bucky/Sam/Steve commission for @kirasnick :D Please ask permission if you want to use it!

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I’m So Vain feat. Stereotypical Lesbian Flannel