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@sleyesfordeyes

woes are fleeding, blows are glancing, when you're dancing through life
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im going to scream about the importance of feminism to the world until my voice becomes hoarse enough to be mistaken for a mans and people actually start to listen to me

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*does laundry but like in a punk way*

*does laundry but in a musical theatre way*

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caiju

*does musical theatre but in a punk way*

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faeriviera

*does punk but in a musical theatre way*

*does musical theater but in a laundry way*

this is my favorite post

i can’t not re blog this 

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potential mate: come boatwhistle with me
male toadfish: i can't, there's dolphin sounds
potential mate: my parents aren't home
male toadfish: my stress hormones are very high right now, inhibiting my ability to boatwhistle
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soupjohn

subway conductors who are assertive but friendly: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

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epheliss

Just cus i cant live off pasta doesnt mean i wont live off pasta

I lived off of almost nothing but spaghetti for 3 years straight and then they had to remove my colon.

That sounds like a you problem

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Scientists discover most relaxing tune ever
Sound therapists and Manchester band Marconi Union compiled the song. Scientists played it to 40 women and found it to be more effective at helping them relax than songs by Enya, Mozart and Coldplay. Weightless works by using specific rhythms, tones, frequencies and intervals to relax the listener. A continuous rhythm of 60 BPM causes the brainwaves and heart rate to synchronise with the rhythm: a process known as ‘entrainment’. Low underlying bass tones relax the listener and a low whooshing sound with a trance-like quality takes the listener into an even deeper state of calm.

JESUS CHRIST

This really works.

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We’re giving away two gift bags from Writing with Grace at VidCon. In each bag there is a signed copy of Grace and Style, a bookmark, a robot diary (notebook), and a one month free trail for FullScreen. As well as a VidCon 2016 program book.

All you have to do to enter is follow theholytrinityofyoutube (we will be checking) and reblog this post (likes don’t count). The more times you reblog, the better the chances of winning. The (2) winners will be randomly chosen on August 30th 2016.

You must be comfortable messaging your address to us if you are a chosen winner, and if you do not respond within 24 hours we will chose a new winner.

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We’re giving away two gift bags from Writing with Grace at VidCon. In each bag there is a signed copy of Grace and Style, a bookmark, a robot diary (notebook), and a one month free trail for FullScreen. As well as a VidCon 2016 program book.

All you have to do to enter is follow theholytrinityofyoutube (we will be checking) and reblog this post (likes don’t count). The more times you reblog, the better the chances of winning. The (2) winners will be randomly chosen on August 30th 2016.

You must be comfortable messaging your address to us if you are a chosen winner, and if you do not respond within 24 hours we will chose a new winner.

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