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@animefan247fan4life

Hello name's Star
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frownyalfred

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

Batman’s Villains: The butler will be easy prey!

He’s just an old man…he doesn’t have any of the Batman’s gadgets or training or fighting skills!

Alfred: Oh my you’re right

There’s something else of Master Bruce’s I don’t have as well

(Cocks a shotgun) A CODE AGAINST KILLING

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welshronin

Batman’s Villains: Wayne isn’t here to save you old man!

Alfred:

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Alfred is the original “Call an ambulance — but not for me”

@dragonpuppies I spent way too long on this

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qwertyu858
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trader-j0e

Bruce: I have a code.

Alfred: And I have a gun.

Bruce: time to remove the guns.

Alfred: good fucking luck.

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frankenmouse

I’ve peer reviewed @ebonyheartnet’s addition and found that it deserves a reblog.

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dduane

This is how we’ve written him in the past. And with so much pleasure. :)

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flighter312

mama au :)

au where both ame and mumei are kronfau's kids!

in this specific au though theyre fauna's biological kids and kronii would later marry fauna and treats them like her own

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txttletale
Anonymous asked:

jump off a bridge, cunt

see this is a perfect example of what not to do with a hate ask.

  • poorly matched to hate target: the suicide bait is a classic of anon hate, but it's a rookie mistake to deploy it against just anybody. any careful look at my blog would see that i am incredibly egotistic--using a hate tactic better suited to a blogger with low self esteem is just sloppy.
  • too generic to sting: this ask mentions no specific details about any problematic behaviour, annoying personality traits, or my personal life. since it feels like it could have been sent by anyone to anyone, it's difficult to take it personally.
  • cultural mismatch: 'cunt' probably comes across a lot harsher in your cultural context. however, i live in the UK, so i get called and call other people a cunt every day. as such, you're left with a lackluster ending for a very weak ask overall.

F. see me after class

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is this Tumblr university

Check for understanding:

  1. How do you think the anonymous asker feels about OP?
  2. How does OP react to this message? Why might she have reacted this way?
  3. Why exactly is this message "poorly matched to [its] hate target?"
  4. Why exactly is this message "too generic to sting?"
  5. What is the "cultural mismatch" OP describes in this message?
  6. What is Tumblr University? Why does insomniac-arrest reference it?
  7. Discuss with a mutual: how do you make strong anon hate?

Additional question:

  1. What do you think might have been my initial reaction to seeing the notification shown below?
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scham-wcan

Weiss, declaring: I wish to watch a horror movie for date night

Ruby: Oh? What did you get brave all of a sudden?

Weiss: I have always been brave. No, I think its time I get used to horror, I am too old to be bothered by boogiemen and monsters. I fight Grimm! I know what real horror is!

Ruby: Alright, alright, sure. I know just the movie we could watch.

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The Movie: is building suspense

Weiss: Its fine, I’m fine

Ruby: Is that what people say when they’re calm?

Weiss: Why is she going in there? The gurgling came from there so you decide to go in there?

Ruby: …

Weiss: Ruby say something, I don’t like this quiet-

Loud Noise

Weiss, screeching from now on top of Ruby: SHIT NO NO RUN

Ruby, fighting to not wheeze laugh:

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We stan!!!!

chaotic good

There’s a happy ending to, because the robbery was unsuccessful, the couple ended up getting the money Eden needed from a movie inspired by em! Also John only had to serve part of his sentence. Check out their wedding photos btw they’re beautiful.

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itsanidiom

reblogging because I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I’ve never seen the happy ending!! 

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rhube

Extremely wholesome content.

The film is Dog Day Afternoon for anyone wanting to watch it

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