Attempting to Entertain

this is way too fucking relatable

This is a KIDS show?!?

@ElaheIzadi:’Beauty and the Beast’ to have Disney’s first-ever ‘exclusively gay moment’ @HeatherMatarazz: I thought it was when I popped out the closet in “Princess Diaries 2”

also this

She definitely legalized same-sex marriage in Genovia

PBS’s Most Wanted

The worst part of getting older is the slow loss of respect for certain family members you once admired.

honestly.... didn’t expect it but it’s happening

PLEASE TURN YOUR SOUND ON

heS SO ANGRY

Wait weren’t they her shitty parents in Matilda?

Yep! It was right after filming it, actually.

What’s even better is that Maras mother LOVED the book Matilda. She loved it so much that she got her daughter the part, however she died before she got to see it. Or so Mara thought. Apparently just a few weeks before she died Danny Devito went in to the hospital with a rough first edit of the movie and got to let her watch it before she passed.

me: *catches myself being judgmental* me to me: i did not raise u this way

me participating in a group project

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

looks like someone owes everyone an anthropology

Get out.

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

DRAG HIM

SHE DID THAT

She did T H A T

LOOK AT THIS LEGEND 

[Caption: The script at the top reads, “This 13 year old comedian basically spent a minute building up to a Donald Trump drag and I love her for it”

Audio Transcript: Lori Mae Hernandez: America’s Got Talent!  This is amazing!  I wouldn’t have missed this for the world!  I even turned down a really big job to be here.  Yeah, have you ever seen Disney Channel?  Well I was gonna babysit two little girls who really like Disney Channel.  Let’s talk about that for a minute, I am not a high school graduate, I haven’t even been to high school. I don’t have a driver’s license, I can’t even sit in the front seat.  I’m still on safety scissors people.  My only qualification to be a babysitter is that I used to be a baby.  I mean that’s cr*zy.  That’s like saying, “Hey you’re sick a lot, you wanna be my doctor?” or “Weren’t you the host of a reality show? You wanna be president of the United States?“]

My kind of porn

Insert image of Oprah saying she loves bread. Same girl same.

This is my sexual orientation.