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sapphic spotify playlist / mlm spotify playlist

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breakups - wlw 

breakups - mlm

bisexuality

cheating - wlw 

cheating - mlm

christmas 

crushes & love - wlw 

crushes & love - mlm

gay & lesbian culture 

homophobia & coming out 

pining - wlw

pining - mlm

sex - wlw

sex - mlm

transitioning & dysphoria

youth

bitch…omg

omfg

slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™

this is a carwash for people

I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room

You fucker

@blm1997

Am I hallucinating or are these ads for tinder advocating for the consumer to stay off tinder

Tinder, it seems, is embracing its status as a hookup app

Tinder in 2015: look at all these cute, successful couples that #metontinder

Tinder in 2018:

hey fellas is it gay to be gay?

hey fellas is it gay to be gay?

hey fellas is it gay to be gay?

i made a thing because i’m passive aggressive

chose your fighter

Me as a mom

Sometimes I think about how the way I met my wife was like a fanfiction

We both had a scholarship to a college soccer team and were the only two competing for center forward, we hit it off instantly and became close friends right away. When our team went to nationals, we had to share a bed and ended up snuggling (and I was, up until that point, absolutely not a physically affectionate person). After we returned home I kept sneaking into her room because I couldn’t sleep without her. Our friends started accusing us of being together and talking crap so, to spite them, we thought it would be a good idea to fake date and sometimes held hands and stuff. We ended up kissing right before she left the country for almost a month and we basically pretended it never happened, and when she came back it happened again and again and then escalated. Cue these lines, verbatin:

Me: *grabs the hand heading between my legs* “Wait, wait.” *sighs, drops forehead to hers* “We’re idiots.”

Her, breathlessly, eyes on my lips: “I’ve always been an idiot.” *swoops in for another kiss*

We ended up taking and decide to be friends with benefits, but JUST kissing benefits, no sex, and then 5 minutes later we had sex. We sleep together for a couple weeks (all the time, any and everywhere) before deciding to make it official, then after another couple weeks say I love you (initially via her closing her eyes and moving her palm from her heart to mine back and forth like a useless lesbian), then about a month later talk about how we wanna get married.

Fast forward a year and we go to university together and we’re roommates. Fast forward four years and we’re married and eloping to Harry Potter World and the beach. Fast forward almost 7 years from when we met and we’re living in the same hometown we first met in and she’s the assistant coach for the team we used to play for. Sex life better than ever (“that much great sex all the time after years together in fics is unrealistic” my ass), I can’t cook for shit but I try, we ride bikes around town and we’re basically the only gays in the village and there’s a little rainbow statue on the outside of our windowsill.

7 years ago I was so in love with her I could barely breathe, and I love her a thousand times more now than I did then.

that was beautiful

Someone who’s never watched Gravity Falls please explain this image. 

an old man is blinded by the gay agenda right outside his window

meanwhile a young and strong lesbian simply watches him crumble. She has risen to the call of her fellow gays and has chosen to make the necessary sacrifice. Goodbye grandfather.

It’s 2009.

You go on YouTube to watch episodes and clips from your favorite anime, cartoon, or tv show.

The episodes are either divided into 3 parts (and the video is flipped), or all you can find are edits to the songs Everytime We Touch, Misery Business, He Said She Said, and Sk8er Boi.

You are now either amused, or annoyed. 

rb if you feel strong emotional bonds to the gay