Things I should have learned about in public school, but instead learned on Tumblr

Don’t you dare disregard the Tumblr community after all the good it has done.

Orion Scribner, Service dog. 2015, comic, ink on paper. 

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cant believe a bunch of english kids go through a fuckin cupboard and find a magical kingdom full of wonder and they go “yeah we’re the royal family now”

typical english behaviour

lil steboni meets big steboni

So for Steboni’s name, I think the coolest suggestion was that she does have her own name, but it’s just really long and hard to say, so when she was introduced to Amethyst, Amethyst just decided to call her Steboni instead, and it stuck. Kinda like it did here.

+a couple of very unhelpful study buddies.

the ultimate irony is that once you no longer need to brush your teeth, people no longer want to kiss you.

cant believe a bunch of english kids go through a fuckin cupboard and find a magical kingdom full of wonder and they go “yeah we’re the royal family now”

typical english behaviour

I’ve been sitting on the idea of a headcanon comic of Mettaton’s story for quite a while, might as well at least try to start it

yes, it’s ghost popcorn

Part 1 / ?

So fucking cute

is this the same child??

how we gon know

all babies look like fuckin knees

What’s tiring is that they’re literally trying to make us look crazy. Listen, I don’t believe this pregnancy and birth was sketchy as hell because I believe that Larry is real, I believe that is sketchy because IT IS. Because this whole stunt is a sequence of stunts that are not cohesive or smart or well planned or well executed. There is not a single thing that has made sense since July 14th, and the fact that they are trying to convince me that none of this is strange and that I’m delusional or “crazy” bothers to no fucking end. I am a lot of things, but I’m not stupid. Add that they’re exploiting a real baby into the mix.

me: I’m YELLIN me really:

chill Papyrus.

Sans Fight for the first time be like

mornin chelfie