I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”
Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”
id listen to you guys.
Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”
Oh my god
I’m already a fan. I want merch.
“You’ll be queen, for a time. Then comes another, younger, more beautiful, to cast you down and take all you hold dear.”
reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont
Damn Natasha, back at it again with the thigh choke
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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby. I got yo flower.”
i found it
the original post
i found it
this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog.
being the cutest and gayest member of my family is a lot of work but somebody has to do it
Like I’m straight but I still feel like this implies to me. Haha
no it doesn’t.
To the end of the line, pal
THE RULES OF THIS DUEL WILL BE A LITTLE DIFFERENT.
AS YOUR LIFE POINTS GO DOWN, SO DOES YOUR PLATFORM.
WHOEVER REACHES ZERO FIRST WILL MEET THE ELECTRIFIED WIRES SURROUNDING THIS ARENA
AND BE SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM
The boy has never had anything nice and the second he gets his hands on some money he tries to buy a fucking solid gold cauldron like started from the bottom now we here I love him so much
Honestly Hagrid saved Harry from so much embarrassment. Can you imagine him turning up to his first potions lesson with a fucking solid gold cauldron??? Like Snape already hated Harry think about what he would have said if Harry just plonked that on his desk
I think he would have said fuck it to his promise to dumbledore and murdered Harry on the spot
AGAIN WITH THE SOLID GOLD POSSESSIONS HARRY. I’m surprised he never replaced his glasses with solid gold ones the boy clearly has a taste for the finer things in life. Or when he had his bones removed by Lockhart in second year, he probably had to stop himself from asking Pomfrey to just fill his arm up with gold instead of bones.
NO WONDER HE CAN SEE THE FUCKIN SNITCH SO WELL HE’S ON THE HUNT FOR GOLD
Cute
Last one is the best.
everything EXCEPT the belle one like god how many times is that over used trope of stockholm syndrome gonna be done when it doesnt apply
1.Have low expectations
2.Lower them
1.Have low expectations
2.Lower them
I’m probably digging myself a deep hole. And I love it. I will do it. no joke. it has 3 exclamation marks. That’s how you know I’m serious.
This gif is just…
When she realises it smells like him
This gif is just…
