when you finally find some good new music after listening to those 5 same songs on repeat for months

I plan on turning these into keychains at some point :)

my favorite mood is when i say i’m bored and someone’s like “just do something!” and then my brain feels like it’s lighting itself on fire

When someone asks me why I enjoy fantasy RPGs

“We heard youse are behind on your payments to Fat Tony.”

I ALMOST SPIT MY ROOTBEER

“Think you’re all aesthetic, huh? A real instagram Wiseguy!  You want something to blog about? We’ll give ya something to blog about!”

@mail-order-superhero I don’t normally tag but this is important.

requested by artemis-personified

meirl

pick your fighter

the ‘$1000 to go to Hawaii’ bride, the ‘I bought a $99 polygraph on amazon’ lady, or the ‘why was $200 so huge’ birthday girl

a lot of people seem to be confused and think the hawaii bride and the polygraph lady are the same but they’re actually 2 separate people so here’s all 3 in one go

the “$1500 to go to hawaii” bride

Ms Polygraph Test

$200 birthday

bask in the unfiltered nonsense of it all

since someone mentioned this and I had forgotten, a last minute entry fighter: “Squire Sebastian” lady

New to the arena, Kristie and her surprise wedding

Y'all really gonna pass up childless millennial Disney Mom?

my FAVORITE angry facebook post of all time

TROPICAL GUMBALL POPSICLES

This is my favorite video of all time, I’m not even exaggerating

The rain, the piano, the view… wow everything made this video my fave

@kapisola

i’m screaming

I don’t think this woman is straight anymore.

Yall are missing the best fucking part

This is my new favourite post on tumblr, bye

i love this. the gay agenda strikes agai

Cause it is ….

If you’re privileged enough to get treatment shut the fuck up about it or use your privilege to fund other people …

Also recovery as a concept is ableist ?? You can’t fully recover and expecting people to is horse shit

my body may be a temple but i am the god to whom it is devoted

do not presume to tell me how i may decorate my altar

This is quite possibly the best way I’ve heard to say “I dress how I want, deal with it” There needs to be more things like this

best of the onion

This was too real

Drunk Parents (2019) dir. Fred Wolf

MOOD